Scare the Cashier . . .

Starburst · Post by **Starburst** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:19 pm

Oh! Oh!

Blowtorch, flammable/explosive hair spray, and a large teddy bear. A really, really large teddy bear. One that's stuffed with flammable material.

XD

Lerial · Post by **Lerial** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:09 pm

A pack of condoms
Rope (preferably the kind used by rock-climbers so it's extra sturdy)
A lawn mower

or

Large wooden stakes
Rope (preferably the kind used by rock-climbers so it's extra sturdy)
A lawn mower

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:47 pm

Gigantic funnel
Bowling Ball
Car shock springs

... since we seem to be aiming at Wile E Coyote lol

jess d · Post by **jess d** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:55 pm

I know you probably can't get all this in one store (at least, not a normal store), but...

super-bond super glue
pliers
lots of bandages

hksherra · Post by **hksherra** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:03 am

As many bottle rockets as will fit in the cart
Roller skates
Net

^^

Neishai · Post by **Neishai** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:04 pm

Actual shopping list... ;>>

2 cakes
Shaving cream
Sour breath mints
Concealer
Shampoo

o.O;

Silver Midnight · Post by **Silver Midnight** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:23 pm

Firecrackers/Fireworks
A bag of goldfish [Real fish]
A plastic kiddy pool [As in those cheap blue wading pools]

Annd...

Condoms
Needles
A Book of Baby Names

Starburst · Post by **Starburst** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:39 pm

Ten strings of Christmas lights,
Rollerblades,
and 100 miles of extension cord.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

DNS · Post by **DNS** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:47 pm

..I just read all of these, and was giggling so hard my brother asked if I'd taken any pills i wasn't supposed to.
>.>

Condoms
Needles
A Book of Baby Names

that and the vampire/giant fly ones are my favorites.

caesiusdraco · Post by **caesiusdraco** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:21 pm

LOL! These are frickin' hilarious.

Vasoline
A Gerbil
A cork or bath plug.

Carodos · Post by **Carodos** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:44 am

cottage cheese
darts
boxers

Seriously I think that is my one friend's shopping list. DON'T ask about that last one. Funny story I don't want to get into.

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:17 pm

Three packages of random Fireworks
Four boxes of cakemix
a loud ticking clock

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:28 pm

buying condoms, while toting with you 5+ screaming children

Graeth · Post by **Graeth** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:55 pm

Oranges
Pack of socks
Bar of soap
Towel
lawn chair
duct tape
Car battery
Jumper cables
A copy of the video "8 Hours of Tony Danza"

Mystic Dragon · Post by **Mystic Dragon** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:18 am

vodka
beer
cigarettes
diapers

Then, when you don't have enough for everything, put the diapers back.

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:21 am

eeeew lol!

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:24 am

VODKA!!!! *splashes some on Shard*

Silver Midnight · Post by **Silver Midnight** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:55 pm

Duct tape
Firecrackers
Catnip

TyGryph · Post by **TyGryph** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:21 pm

three 20-oz sodas, two bags of chips...

True story; A couple years ago, my sister and I were coming back from a weekend event and stopped at a middle-of-nowhere gas station on Sunday morning. She went in and got some stuff to make the drive home a bit tastier, and came back out laughing.

She was wearing a black shirt, a pair of those black strappy Pants from HotTopic, a black cloak she'd borrowed from a friend, and black halloween cat ears. Scared the clerk out of his bored little mind.

Graeth · Post by **Graeth** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:45 pm

Not as random as my friend. Try taking two thin strips of black duct tape and putting them on your forehead to make an evil eyebrow expression ( .\ /. ) early in the morning and then forgeting about them for the rest of the day. Going to school, work, shopping and all with them on. My gods he looked angry, scared so many people.