Scare the Cashier . . .

Midori · Post by **Midori** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:26 am

Come up with a short list of items that you'd buy together at the store that would really make people wonder what you were up to (and possibly disturb them!), if you bought them together . . .

Example:

1. Cake mix
2. Frosting
3. Rat poison

Rachael · Post by **Rachael** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:36 am

Gauze.
Medical Tape.
Tampons.

...Well, I think it would be amusing seeing a male buying this. Bwah.

LakotaWolf · Post by **LakotaWolf** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:58 am

Carrot
Potato
Vaseline.

XD I AM TEH GROSS

...Actually the other day my boyfriend and I went to the store and bought a can of cream of broccoli soup, a potato, and a Sharpie marker. Everyone in line AND the cashier gave us weird looks, and I honestly could not understand why ;_;

Samber · Post by **Samber** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:25 pm

Wooden dowels.
A very large pencil sharpener.
Garlic.

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 9:01 pm

Ski mask
Ductape
Kitchen Knife

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:42 pm

Vegetable Oil
Twister Game
Garden Hose

^.^;

Neishai · Post by **Neishai** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:45 pm

Suction cups
Spray paint
Velcro

Starburst · Post by **Starburst** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:26 pm

Eggs.
Toilet paper.
Mousetraps.

XDDDDD

hksherra · Post by **hksherra** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:33 pm

Foil
Potatoes
Firecrackers

>_> I know they don't sell firecrackers at most stores, buuuuuuuuuut...

Starburst · Post by **Starburst** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:34 pm

EXPLODING POTATOES

XD

...okay, I'm done. >.>

Neishai · Post by **Neishai** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:38 pm

Comment on the last two... Revenge! bwahahaha! XD

hksherra · Post by **hksherra** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:40 pm

XD Yes! Sweet revenge! *throws exploding potatoes at everyone*

Starburst · Post by **Starburst** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:42 pm

*catches the potato, throws it at Sherra and dives into a convenient ditch*

WHEE! HAHAHA!

hksherra · Post by **hksherra** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:43 pm

HOT POTATO! HOT POTATO! *flings at Neishai*

Neishai · Post by **Neishai** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:52 pm

*catches hissing potatoe and squeals* D: *toss-flails it to the next person* XP

Starburst · Post by **Starburst** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:54 pm

*flips it into the air, where it blows up in a shower of rainbow flames and lights*

Sherra! Pass me another potato! XD

hksherra · Post by **hksherra** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:55 pm

*flings at Starburst* As you wish!

Starburst · Post by **Starburst** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:02 pm

fwee! *fling*

Neishai · Post by **Neishai** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:18 pm

*looks around and catches it in the face* @.x; Mashed potatoes anyone? *grabs it quickly and chucks it at Sherra* XP

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:40 pm

Comes in swinging with an already-hot skillet, "hash browns all around!"

*cough*

I looked up the old knux Selampotato thread. the images weren't there.... we need to recreate that thread... I miss it... po ta toes...

***

Religious candles (lots of em)
Smelling Salts (buckets of it)
A whole squid (preferably live)

Hopefully while wearing a 'noodly appendage' t-shirt.

GildedLilly · Post by **GildedLilly** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:43 pm

In case anyone was wondering, you can get firecrackers at the Safeway June 20-ish to July 4th, but outside, in the parking lot. For anything more than that and teeny tiny no good fireworks, you go to Indiana or Ohio and sign a little paper that says you won't light them off inside the states. Mmm... barely leagal fireworks...

Rope
Padlock
Tweezers

(Yeah, they sell padlocks at the Safeway.)

Post by **Dray** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:44 pm

>.>

1) cucumber
2) vaseline
3) 24-pack toilet paper

XD /I'd/ eyebrow-raise if anyone came up with those three!

hksherra · Post by **hksherra** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:07 pm

Meh heh heh... I know about those fireworks stores. Of course someone in my family hasn't bought hoardes of them and set them off not-quite-legally somewhere else...

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:16 pm

whipped cream n cherries
condoms
issue of boys life

*is bricked*

GildedLilly · Post by **GildedLilly** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:42 pm

Mrr... *sits on hoard of fireworks*

Didn't blow anything up new years eve, but the guy who was hosting the party I went to told us about the time he tried to light a ball of yarn wrapped around some wood on fire, but apparently he used acrylic, so it started melting and bits fell off, and he almost set the entire backyard on fire. We also heard about the coke bottle full of dry ice and hot water that got thrown out a third story window, and a certain fiasco involving a dog, a dropped hamburger, and a wobbly charcoal grill.

Heh, fire... *drool*

Also, over thanksgiving, I learned about my dad's flamethrower experements with a spraybottle, lighter, and gasoline, and that my dad's old frat brother once made his own explosives out of kittylitter and blew a crater in the ground three feet wide. It's genetic, I think. My uncle blows up toy trains every once in a while, and I have two equaly BOOM-crazy cousins.

hksherra · Post by **hksherra** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:59 pm

XD Genetic pyromania... that is great... My Dad likes explosives too, come to think of it... My friend and I were at the beach for New Years and wanted to have a fire to burn old school stuff... my dad startled chortling and pouring gas and lighter fluid all over charcoal! ^^ Didn't make much of an explosion at all... just a big fire... but mom was kinda freaked out...

Morel · Post by **Morel** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:23 pm

Sharp knives
Plastic gloves
Bleach

JKatkina · Post by **JKatkina** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 5:53 pm

Fuzzy handcuffs,
A Slip'N'Slide,
And twenty-five packets of green jello.

Starburst · Post by **Starburst** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:08 pm

Bug spray, flyswatters, and a chain saw. XD

(you probably can't buy chain saws in your average joe store, but oh well.)

(AAAH! THE GIANT FLIES ARE ATTACKING ME AGAIN!)

Keilin Alyr · Post by **Keilin Alyr** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:54 pm

Now /that/ would be an awesome group of things to pick up at the Home Depot. A blow torch would work in place of the chain saw. ^_^