Tis the season... FOR HORROR!!!11

LakotaWolf · Post by **LakotaWolf** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:58 pm

Well, this is majorly off-topic, but maybe you guys can get some laughs out of them XD

My family started decorating FOR CHRISTMAS yesterday... the 5th of NOVEMBER. WHY WHY WHY XDXD I'll never know. We have TWO Christmas trees up. Why do we need two trees? SANTA AINT GOING TO GIVE US DOUBLE PRESENTS, YO.
Anyway, I took a few pics tonight.

What is WITH that wreath? It's made of COLORED SPHERES. That's not a wreath, that's a tangle of Christmas tree ornaments.
Also note myriad of Pillsbury Doughboy corpses tied to the garlands.
And doesn't it look GREAT with the tropical-themed pictures and bamboo curtain?!?!!?

Christmas Tree #1. Why are there tiny icepicks strung on it?

IT IS ALIGHT WITH HORROR.

Am I the only one who thinks it looks like a nuclear blast when lit?

Christmas Tree #2. WHO PUTS GREEN DECORATIONS ON A PINE TREE?
::"60 Minutes" theme plays:: Find out next... on "60 Minutes"!! ::TICK TICK TICK::

FiberOpticsville enjoys its last tranquil night before GODZILLA ARRIVES

EVERY YEAR I hear, "The one in the middle looks JUST like you!!"... yeah, if I had plastic skin, maybe.

Outside, the horror continues: "snow" that is actually cotton batting. This is Southern California. Somewhere, a cherub weeps in terror.

I didn't know we had a giant centipede living in our house... but who else would need so many stockings?

Hunched upon our roof is a 4'-tall "snow globe" in which three deceptively cheerful snowmen await the moment they can rip free of their plastic prison and slaughter the populace.
Did I mention it has bits of styrofoam blowing through it as "snow"?

"ZOMG BLIND0RZ"
This is my cat Wintressia's reaction to our decorations, and I am inclined to agree @_@

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:01 pm

SWEET!

I wish my family were that hardcore

Yakima · Post by **Yakima** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:05 pm

Ouch...Tree one is as nearly blinding as some of those rainbow dragons! And to tired eyes, yeah, that hurt...

Novemeber? We may have drug out the Chirstmas lights last night, too, but we put them back because we needed to light the hay wagon! I pity, you really...even if I'm determine to get the parents to decorate the outside of the house this year with icicle lights! *smirk and pats her personal tree and decor she bought for last year in her dorm/appartment room which is now the down stairs tree* And that tree is only two feet tall!

*pats Lakota again before going to bed*

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:21 pm

ROFL!! oh my gawd I'm dying....

NOVEMBER?! Hello!!

Stores put their decorations up in November and I don't GO to them because of it...

And... wow... OUTDOOR stuff this early in the season? It's not even THE season yet! Your folks are MAD.

"Do not look directly at the Snowman!"

LOL!!!

Now to be fair some of the white decorations on tree 1 are pretty - those bird things? But... dude. It's not even THANKSGIVING yet.... You have my permission to tell your folks that the Weyr Geezer says they're absolutely mad.

Shiolar · Post by **Shiolar** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:28 am

That's really scary... and one of the reasons that I hate Christmas on principle. All the getting ready for it way too early.

I still haven't forgiven the Argos store in town... they had Christmas trees for sale in JULY. I think I ranted about that for about twenty minutes...

Post by **Dray** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 9:03 am

X3 So long as they didn't bitch while putting /up/ the decorations.

And Lakota... you sure they're done yet? ;P Doesn't look like /nearly/ enough decorations to /me/~!

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:43 am

Am I the only one dorky enough to love christmas decorations, even in November XD? For me the holiday season really starts on October 29th anyway because that's my mom's birthday, then after that is haloween, then my own birthday, then thanksgiving, then my boyfriend's birthday, then christmas... It goes on and on. I suppose the giant outside decor is a bit overkill though

Asha Wermyst · Post by **Asha Wermyst** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:58 am

What you really need is a big Christmas lights dragon perched on the roof. REDGLOWYLIGHTSW00T!!!!!

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:04 pm

Well, my sister has two christmas trees---or at least did last year. One decorated in victorian-era type ornaments that she made herself.

I'm the artsy, she's the craftsy. Though right now she doesn't have time to do much of anything besides wooooork.