Good evening.
After yet another very generally unfulfilling and demoralizing night at work, Rath and I are teaming up to do an "I-hate-work-away".
Basically, we're going to compile Solano (my world) things and Ysrae (Rath's world) things and the people who post with their itty bitty little forms before we wake some time in the morrow will receive a pair of somethings.
Vague enough for you? Haha.
Kindly post this form and we will upload some time tomorrow night or Wednesday day as I have to return to the hell pit again tomorrow evening.
FORM O'DOOM:
Name:
Slave Name (ie. job description):
Have fun, my pretties. I am off to create.
We-hate-work-away! Closed~~~
Moderators: Mystic Dragon, Xalia, Shard
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We-hate-work-away! Closed~~~
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Guest
Name: Lilu
Slave Name (ie. job description): Assistant Group Supervisor (AGS) -- What /that/ is is an excuse to make me do paperwork and bear responsibility without having the college education to jutsify it, just having worked at the same bleeding place long enough that every single child in daycare knows my bleeding name. *big sigh*
Flipping paperwork. *has to do a ton of it today*
Slave Name (ie. job description): Assistant Group Supervisor (AGS) -- What /that/ is is an excuse to make me do paperwork and bear responsibility without having the college education to jutsify it, just having worked at the same bleeding place long enough that every single child in daycare knows my bleeding name. *big sigh*
Flipping paperwork. *has to do a ton of it today*
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TyGryph
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Name: TyGryph
Slave Name): "Typesetter" I work for a community newspaper and I format public notices. (Yay Quark Express) It doesn't sound too bad, until one gets buried under an avalanche of Foreclosure notices. Mergh.
Slave Name): "Typesetter" I work for a community newspaper and I format public notices. (Yay Quark Express) It doesn't sound too bad, until one gets buried under an avalanche of Foreclosure notices. Mergh.
If you catch me on AIM (thecrazytiger) please send me a quick note and remind me your name on there. It has been so long since I used that chat medium, I'm staring blankly at my list and not knowing who's actually there. >.<
Nidus Ryslen † Arx Atra Mons
Flurry 2006 & Flurry 2007 -- Then and Now
Avatar by Shard Frizzle, Base by ILCK.
Nidus Ryslen † Arx Atra Mons
Flurry 2006 & Flurry 2007 -- Then and Now
Avatar by Shard Frizzle, Base by ILCK.
Name: Dray
Slave Name (ie. job description): Unemployed Bum
(Sure, work is terrible and awful and icky. And then you quit... and then suddenly you're living off of $15 a week to make what you have last. XD Durr.
I still wouldn't go back to my old job, though. I'd rather be half-starved than have to clean up grown people's vomit and get threatened by rich boys who think they own everything and everyone around them!)
Slave Name (ie. job description): Unemployed Bum
(Sure, work is terrible and awful and icky. And then you quit... and then suddenly you're living off of $15 a week to make what you have last. XD Durr.
I still wouldn't go back to my old job, though. I'd rather be half-starved than have to clean up grown people's vomit and get threatened by rich boys who think they own everything and everyone around them!)
Name: Phoenix
Slave Name (ie. job description): Groomer. I get to wield sharp tools in attempt to turn your dog from "disgustingly matted and filthy beast" back to "adorable housepet" all while doing my best to avoid getting clawed, bitten, or doused with assorted canine bodily fluids.
But at least I don't have to smile when you're an ungrateful schmuck and I have to explain your dog was here five hours because Fluffy's matting was so bad it doubled as a rock-hard turtle shell.
Slave Name (ie. job description): Groomer. I get to wield sharp tools in attempt to turn your dog from "disgustingly matted and filthy beast" back to "adorable housepet" all while doing my best to avoid getting clawed, bitten, or doused with assorted canine bodily fluids.
But at least I don't have to smile when you're an ungrateful schmuck and I have to explain your dog was here five hours because Fluffy's matting was so bad it doubled as a rock-hard turtle shell.
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Name: Shard
Slave Name (ie. job description): Technically unemployed... yet... Adult Caregiver for my unloving mother, and sort-of web designer for my friend's electric car business... sorta. kinda. Mostly, unemployed player of video games and taker-carer of cats.
Slave Name (ie. job description): Technically unemployed... yet... Adult Caregiver for my unloving mother, and sort-of web designer for my friend's electric car business... sorta. kinda. Mostly, unemployed player of video games and taker-carer of cats.
Author of Repurposed
kshau-protectorate.com
kshau-protectorate.com
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I feel weird being one of the few non-students O.o
Name: jess
Slave Name (ie. job description): Sailor
But only for 6 more months, then I will probably be an unemployed student XD
Name: jess
Slave Name (ie. job description): Sailor
But only for 6 more months, then I will probably be an unemployed student XD
www.valmorran.com/malnev.html
www.valmorran.com/kavera_weyr.html - in progress
www.valmorran.com/wolfden.html - under construction
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dracosinfernoweyr
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Kendarath
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Maer and I will be posting these in batches of twos, to save her sanity, since she's drawying hers individually, and I'm using templates 
I decided on which template partially based on a physical-mental scale of your slave names and partially which template I felt needed more attention (especially when it came to you unemployed bums ) so there wouldn't be too big of an imbalance when it came to species distribution.
Uny
Name: Tamos "(your choice)" Remuq of the Maple's Kin
Gender: Male
Species: Ralineg
From: Ysrae, Maple's Kin Salerab
Size: 24'8" at the shoulder, 73' long, 52' wingspan.
Abilities: Telepathy, Battle-flow (that being the name for their "sixth sense" described on their info page)
Notes: Tamos' wings will show best on a darker background (they're a transparent white). Tamos' colour is considered rather unusual, and he might attract some attention for it, but there will be others much more unusual than him so he'll have to rely on personality and battle prowess to attract females for his sabun. The part of his name that I left up to you is his given-name, which he would have earned when he entered adult hood. (You can read up more on Ralineg naming etc on the Ysrae website, or ask if I don't make any sense.)
Lilu
Name: Oyeneokokufkek
Gender: Male
Species: Euruar
From: Ysrae, Maple's Kin Emrauneu
Size: 5'2" at the shoulder, 10'3" long (he's got an excessively long tail, even for an Euruar)
Abilities: Telepathy, Telekenesis,
Dark - 9
Light - 8
Notes: Oyene has an unusually strong secondary ability (represented by double the white markings on his wings than usual for a secondary ability). Most secondary abilities would reach, at most, a five however some fluke of circumstance has given Oyene nearly equal powers in both dark and light.
He's got two tattoos and a set of piercings, so there have been three "significant events" in his life that he felt worth noting. They can be anything from reaching adult hood to fathering a clutch to choosing his ipus to killing a hundred Vrer to having a particularly life changing ham sandwich. It's up to you (and him).
I decided on which template partially based on a physical-mental scale of your slave names and partially which template I felt needed more attention (especially when it came to you unemployed bums ) so there wouldn't be too big of an imbalance when it came to species distribution.Uny
Name: Tamos "(your choice)" Remuq of the Maple's Kin
Gender: Male
Species: Ralineg
From: Ysrae, Maple's Kin Salerab
Size: 24'8" at the shoulder, 73' long, 52' wingspan.
Abilities: Telepathy, Battle-flow (that being the name for their "sixth sense" described on their info page)
Notes: Tamos' wings will show best on a darker background (they're a transparent white). Tamos' colour is considered rather unusual, and he might attract some attention for it, but there will be others much more unusual than him so he'll have to rely on personality and battle prowess to attract females for his sabun. The part of his name that I left up to you is his given-name, which he would have earned when he entered adult hood. (You can read up more on Ralineg naming etc on the Ysrae website, or ask if I don't make any sense.)
Lilu
Name: Oyeneokokufkek
Gender: Male
Species: Euruar
From: Ysrae, Maple's Kin Emrauneu
Size: 5'2" at the shoulder, 10'3" long (he's got an excessively long tail, even for an Euruar)
Abilities: Telepathy, Telekenesis,
Dark - 9
Light - 8
Notes: Oyene has an unusually strong secondary ability (represented by double the white markings on his wings than usual for a secondary ability). Most secondary abilities would reach, at most, a five however some fluke of circumstance has given Oyene nearly equal powers in both dark and light.
He's got two tattoos and a set of piercings, so there have been three "significant events" in his life that he felt worth noting. They can be anything from reaching adult hood to fathering a clutch to choosing his ipus to killing a hundred Vrer to having a particularly life changing ham sandwich. It's up to you (and him).
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Uny
Slave Name: Chid Care Aide
The Solanis have, upon deep reflection on your slave name, decided on this most challenging Pisho to be your gift and compensation for your less than fulfilling job.
Mamagunnabesiraaaawghck Pisho is a rather unreasonable fellow who, despite his most convincing protestations, is incapable of giving significant advance warning or indication of anything. He quite a young Pisho, not yet fully developed and unlikely to ever reach a stage or state of complete maturity. Mamagunnabesiraawghck will be young forever, much to our dismay.
In his free time, when we allow him some (we recommend that you don't allow him much for reasons to be identified), he enjoys excreting mucus (snot) onto other beings, his favourite being Humans and Dragons. When he believes the other being is not looking or paying attention, he will blow his mucus (snot) all over them, trying to whork (or 'whore' as our spell check is adamant to believe) up as much phlegm as Pisholy possible.
If he feels that he is being ignored, he is prone to vomiting (projectilly and messily) upon the offending parties. Mamagunnabesiraaaawghck is a tricky case, but we are sure that you can handle him. A few of his fears include vomiting in toilets, Kleenex, and Gravol.
But alas! He does have some skills. He can recite every possible medical and herbological remedy for the flu and common cold known to anyone. We do hope you can use this to your advantage some how.
We hope that you treat this special Mamagunnabesiraaaawghck Pisho with as much love as you can muster and would give any other Pisho you wish you had gotten instead of him.
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Name: Mamagunnabesiraaaawghck Pisho
Fears: Vomiting in Toilets, Kleenex, Gravol
Home Land: Solano
Status: Pet
Translation: Herbological and Medical remedies for the Flu and Common Cold
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Ixris
Slave Name: Assistant Group Supervisor
The Solanis are, upon deep reflection on your slave name, gifting you with this outspoken, musical Pisho.
Imagitchobitoss Pisho is definetely a unique specimen of the Pisho race. She very severely lacking a mouth and any sort of outer extremities beyond her eyes and head piece. Her only known form of communication is Morse Code through Interpretive Tap Dance. Using her head. Against her desk. Or any available surface, really.
She is skilled in, well, Morse code through interpretive tap dance and could probably recite the entire history of the world to you but she is certainly not qualified! She is capable of many things but, as she is lacking some of the basic “functioning requirements” such as limbs and a mouth, she has never been given the opportunity or encouragement to pursue her ONE. TRUE. LOVE.
Art.
Yes, Imagitchobitoss Pisho would love to be an artist and we hope that you can nurture (or at least continue to repress) this ONE. TRUE. LOVE. If not, well, some of her fears include being dropped, being held, being coddled, being loved, being wanted, being unwanted, being the center of attention, being forgotten, being late, being early, being happy, being depressed, being dead, being alive for too long, sleeping, dreaming, eating (we haven't figured this out either ...), misprintation, Van Gogh's Ear, dirty paint brushes, leather, vinyl, whipped cream, and cherries. Also, chariots. Whew.
She likes ... Art. Yes. We wish you the best of success with Imagitchobitoss Pisho and hope that our introduction to her will help you to fully understand this special Pisho.
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Name: Imagitchobitoss Pisho
Fears: Please see above paragraphs.
Home Land: Solano
Status: Pet
Translation: Anything Artsy.
[[Ixris, I'm so sorry you saw Rath's before mine was posted. <3s?]]
Slave Name: Chid Care Aide
The Solanis have, upon deep reflection on your slave name, decided on this most challenging Pisho to be your gift and compensation for your less than fulfilling job.
Mamagunnabesiraaaawghck Pisho is a rather unreasonable fellow who, despite his most convincing protestations, is incapable of giving significant advance warning or indication of anything. He quite a young Pisho, not yet fully developed and unlikely to ever reach a stage or state of complete maturity. Mamagunnabesiraawghck will be young forever, much to our dismay.
In his free time, when we allow him some (we recommend that you don't allow him much for reasons to be identified), he enjoys excreting mucus (snot) onto other beings, his favourite being Humans and Dragons. When he believes the other being is not looking or paying attention, he will blow his mucus (snot) all over them, trying to whork (or 'whore' as our spell check is adamant to believe) up as much phlegm as Pisholy possible.
If he feels that he is being ignored, he is prone to vomiting (projectilly and messily) upon the offending parties. Mamagunnabesiraaaawghck is a tricky case, but we are sure that you can handle him. A few of his fears include vomiting in toilets, Kleenex, and Gravol.
But alas! He does have some skills. He can recite every possible medical and herbological remedy for the flu and common cold known to anyone. We do hope you can use this to your advantage some how.
We hope that you treat this special Mamagunnabesiraaaawghck Pisho with as much love as you can muster and would give any other Pisho you wish you had gotten instead of him.
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Name: Mamagunnabesiraaaawghck Pisho
Fears: Vomiting in Toilets, Kleenex, Gravol
Home Land: Solano
Status: Pet
Translation: Herbological and Medical remedies for the Flu and Common Cold
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Ixris
Slave Name: Assistant Group Supervisor
The Solanis are, upon deep reflection on your slave name, gifting you with this outspoken, musical Pisho.
Imagitchobitoss Pisho is definetely a unique specimen of the Pisho race. She very severely lacking a mouth and any sort of outer extremities beyond her eyes and head piece. Her only known form of communication is Morse Code through Interpretive Tap Dance. Using her head. Against her desk. Or any available surface, really.
She is skilled in, well, Morse code through interpretive tap dance and could probably recite the entire history of the world to you but she is certainly not qualified! She is capable of many things but, as she is lacking some of the basic “functioning requirements” such as limbs and a mouth, she has never been given the opportunity or encouragement to pursue her ONE. TRUE. LOVE.
Art.
Yes, Imagitchobitoss Pisho would love to be an artist and we hope that you can nurture (or at least continue to repress) this ONE. TRUE. LOVE. If not, well, some of her fears include being dropped, being held, being coddled, being loved, being wanted, being unwanted, being the center of attention, being forgotten, being late, being early, being happy, being depressed, being dead, being alive for too long, sleeping, dreaming, eating (we haven't figured this out either ...), misprintation, Van Gogh's Ear, dirty paint brushes, leather, vinyl, whipped cream, and cherries. Also, chariots. Whew.
She likes ... Art. Yes. We wish you the best of success with Imagitchobitoss Pisho and hope that our introduction to her will help you to fully understand this special Pisho.
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Name: Imagitchobitoss Pisho
Fears: Please see above paragraphs.
Home Land: Solano
Status: Pet
Translation: Anything Artsy.
[[Ixris, I'm so sorry you saw Rath's before mine was posted. <3s?]]
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Tygryph
The Solanis have, upon deep reflection on your slave name, found a perfect match for you.
Donvannatalktou Pisho is a most extraordinary Pisho. When he was young, his mouth was removed and replaced with a semi-functioning keyboard. The keys glow when he is thinking one of the words or phrases on his keyboard. But his main form of communication is through his feet.
His left (when you are looking straight at him) foot is how he spells and writes out words. He taps his foot in a circle around him, surrounding himself with what it is he is trying to say. His right foot has handy phrases like those on his keyboard to save him some tapping.
In general Donvannatalktou Pisho is unique. He is also equipped with a handy extendible flag for when he gets bogged down by his numerous technological translations. Unlike most Pishos though, he does not have many fears. We don't actually have any on file to assist you in understanding Donvannatalktou Pisho. He is very skilled in many things such as computer translations, how-to manual interpretation and blog deciphering.
We hope that Donvannatalktou Pisho helps you as much as he has helped us in understanding the great Interverse. Oh, and we would like to mention that he is not necessisarly of the 'Pet' race as he is capable of keeping and raising innumberable felines.
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Name: Donvannatalktou Pisho
Skills: Blog Deciphering, How-To Manual interpretation, Keeping Felines
Home Land: Solano
Status: Independangt Citizen
Translation: Computer
Dr--MAERWYNN'S (woohoo! clutches here I come!)
The Solanis are, upon deep reflection on your slave name, giving you this most conflicted Pisho for your manipulating pleasures.
Richbutwanturmoolah Pisho is a poor unemployed bum who lives in a mansion and has seventeen concubines. We have uprooted him from his home and lifestyle in hopes that you will have the perfect place for him to repent for his treatment of fellow Solanis. He has been begging on the street for almost fifeteen years now and is, by all rights, a multi-billionaire.
He is a devilish little prick, convincing people with his Designer Satchel (that cost him almost ten thousand dollars) that he is hopeless (and homeless) and that he needs their money. Hopefully, being placed with you will make him a more honest creature or at least a little bit less humble.
For your benefit, we have heard that he is quite skilled in the reading of the stock markets and financial trends. He could help you invest!... Or just steal your money and invest it for himself. Do watch your money, please.
As can probably be guessed, Richbutwanturmoolah Pisho is by no stretch of the word a pet pisho. He is very capable of sustaining himself and, if he had to, probably a fair few others. We wish you the best of luck with him though.
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Name: Richbutwaturmoolah Pisho
Skills: Stealing your money without you knowing it
Home Land: Solano
Status: Independant Citizen
Translation: Stock Market and Financial trends
The Solanis have, upon deep reflection on your slave name, found a perfect match for you.
Donvannatalktou Pisho is a most extraordinary Pisho. When he was young, his mouth was removed and replaced with a semi-functioning keyboard. The keys glow when he is thinking one of the words or phrases on his keyboard. But his main form of communication is through his feet.
His left (when you are looking straight at him) foot is how he spells and writes out words. He taps his foot in a circle around him, surrounding himself with what it is he is trying to say. His right foot has handy phrases like those on his keyboard to save him some tapping.
In general Donvannatalktou Pisho is unique. He is also equipped with a handy extendible flag for when he gets bogged down by his numerous technological translations. Unlike most Pishos though, he does not have many fears. We don't actually have any on file to assist you in understanding Donvannatalktou Pisho. He is very skilled in many things such as computer translations, how-to manual interpretation and blog deciphering.
We hope that Donvannatalktou Pisho helps you as much as he has helped us in understanding the great Interverse. Oh, and we would like to mention that he is not necessisarly of the 'Pet' race as he is capable of keeping and raising innumberable felines.
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Name: Donvannatalktou Pisho
Skills: Blog Deciphering, How-To Manual interpretation, Keeping Felines
Home Land: Solano
Status: Independangt Citizen
Translation: Computer
Dr--MAERWYNN'S (woohoo! clutches here I come!)
The Solanis are, upon deep reflection on your slave name, giving you this most conflicted Pisho for your manipulating pleasures.
Richbutwanturmoolah Pisho is a poor unemployed bum who lives in a mansion and has seventeen concubines. We have uprooted him from his home and lifestyle in hopes that you will have the perfect place for him to repent for his treatment of fellow Solanis. He has been begging on the street for almost fifeteen years now and is, by all rights, a multi-billionaire.
He is a devilish little prick, convincing people with his Designer Satchel (that cost him almost ten thousand dollars) that he is hopeless (and homeless) and that he needs their money. Hopefully, being placed with you will make him a more honest creature or at least a little bit less humble.
For your benefit, we have heard that he is quite skilled in the reading of the stock markets and financial trends. He could help you invest!... Or just steal your money and invest it for himself. Do watch your money, please.
As can probably be guessed, Richbutwanturmoolah Pisho is by no stretch of the word a pet pisho. He is very capable of sustaining himself and, if he had to, probably a fair few others. We wish you the best of luck with him though.
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Name: Richbutwaturmoolah Pisho
Skills: Stealing your money without you knowing it
Home Land: Solano
Status: Independant Citizen
Translation: Stock Market and Financial trends
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Kendarath
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- Location: British Columbia, Canada
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EDIT: Now with actual owners! XP
Ty
Name: Yucayebopufomew
Gender: Male
Species: Euruar
From: Ysrae, Maple's Kin Emrauneu
Size: 3'6" tall, 6'4" long
Abilities: Telepathy, Telekinesis, Water - 9
Notes: Yucaye only has one elemental ability, but that only means that he has had the opportunity to learn a wide variety of uses for the one. You can count the stripes as one tattoo, or each stripe as a different one (in which case you have a very exciting euruar). Significant events can be anything from reaching adult hood to fathering a clutch to choosing his ipus to killing a hundred Vrer to having a particularly life changing ham sandwich. It's up to you (and him).
Dray
Name: Nheoh Hanael Tarelo'Geueux'Ursban
Gender: Female
Species: Oteh
From: Ysrae, Maple's Kin Okosi
Size: 11'7" at the shoulder
Abilities: Telepathy, Dark, Air
Notes: Nheoh hasn't been given an adult-name yet since she doesn't have a mate yet When/if she does you can give her one yourself, or ask me for one, whichever you prefer. Also, unlike the Euruar, the Oteh's patterns are actual markings they were born with, not tattoos.
Ty
Name: Yucayebopufomew
Gender: Male
Species: Euruar
From: Ysrae, Maple's Kin Emrauneu
Size: 3'6" tall, 6'4" long
Abilities: Telepathy, Telekinesis, Water - 9
Notes: Yucaye only has one elemental ability, but that only means that he has had the opportunity to learn a wide variety of uses for the one. You can count the stripes as one tattoo, or each stripe as a different one (in which case you have a very exciting euruar). Significant events can be anything from reaching adult hood to fathering a clutch to choosing his ipus to killing a hundred Vrer to having a particularly life changing ham sandwich. It's up to you (and him).
Dray
Name: Nheoh Hanael Tarelo'Geueux'Ursban
Gender: Female
Species: Oteh
From: Ysrae, Maple's Kin Okosi
Size: 11'7" at the shoulder
Abilities: Telepathy, Dark, Air
Notes: Nheoh hasn't been given an adult-name yet since she doesn't have a mate yet
When/if she does you can give her one yourself, or ask me for one, whichever you prefer. Also, unlike the Euruar, the Oteh's patterns are actual markings they were born with, not tattoos.
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O_o;;;;
Are these personalities supposed to be reflecting us? D: I actually find this guy a little offensive. I'm sorry, I don't mean to come off as a bitch, but I really, really loathe the idea of people who beg but actually have plenty of money. >.O' It's just something that I'm sensitive about. Maybe if somebody else wants him, pass him on?
(I'm sorry, I don't mean to raise a stink.)
Are these personalities supposed to be reflecting us? D: I actually find this guy a little offensive. I'm sorry, I don't mean to come off as a bitch, but I really, really loathe the idea of people who beg but actually have plenty of money. >.O' It's just something that I'm sensitive about. Maybe if somebody else wants him, pass him on?
(I'm sorry, I don't mean to raise a stink.)
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Wow.
I am sorry for having fun. It is in no way supposed to reflect your personality.
But all of them are offensive and of course they aren't poking fun at you or your personality.
You can keep the pretty dragon then, I know they're what you were hoping for and I'll just take this funny little guy back. And to think. I even tried to give you something that was moderately more tasteful than what I had originally intended.
Thanks for your participation, I guess. I'm sorry you find a little bit of my sense of mockery and humour offensive. And I'm sorry that you couldn't find any way to abuse this poor pisho, something I wholeheartedly encourage because, well, he is a conniving wanker.
Guess what though? Pishos are sort of satirical characterizations of things that are stupid, pointless, and things that I hate. I don't hate you so it's not you. I'm making fun of things and jobs (or lack there of) and types of people.
Have a nice day, Dray. I'm sorry but I'm not making you another little Pisho because I'm scared that it will offend you further.
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For everyone else, if you think yours is going to be too offensive or harsh for your tastes, please let me know in a PM (please not here. I don't want to start a drama-llama) aaaand I'll probably give you something tamer.
I am sorry for having fun. It is in no way supposed to reflect your personality.
But all of them are offensive and of course they aren't poking fun at you or your personality.
You can keep the pretty dragon then, I know they're what you were hoping for and I'll just take this funny little guy back. And to think. I even tried to give you something that was moderately more tasteful than what I had originally intended.
Thanks for your participation, I guess. I'm sorry you find a little bit of my sense of mockery and humour offensive. And I'm sorry that you couldn't find any way to abuse this poor pisho, something I wholeheartedly encourage because, well, he is a conniving wanker.
Guess what though? Pishos are sort of satirical characterizations of things that are stupid, pointless, and things that I hate. I don't hate you so it's not you. I'm making fun of things and jobs (or lack there of) and types of people.
Have a nice day, Dray. I'm sorry but I'm not making you another little Pisho because I'm scared that it will offend you further.
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For everyone else, if you think yours is going to be too offensive or harsh for your tastes, please let me know in a PM (please not here. I don't want to start a drama-llama) aaaand I'll probably give you something tamer.
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Kendarath
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- Location: British Columbia, Canada
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Pheonix
Name: Dipaha “(your choice)” Timajol of the Maple’s Kin
Gender: Female
Species: Ralineg
From: Ysrae, Maple’s Kin Salerab
Size: 23’7” tall, 69’11” long, 47’8” wingspan.
Abilities: Telepathy, Battle-flow.
Notes: Being black with bright red wings, Dipaha is sought after by all the males. As with Uny’s, the part of her name that I left up to you is her given-name, which she would have earned when she entered adult hood. (You can read up more on Ralineg naming etc on the Ysrae website, or ask if I don't make any sense.)
JKat
Name: Ilierd Umkteh Zcenox’Utmezt’Isiopa
Gender: Male
Species: Oteh
From: Ysrae, Maple’s Kin Okosi
Size: 12’2” tall
Abilities: Telepathy, Fire, Light
Notes: Like Dray’s, Ilierd hasn’t been given his adult-name yet because he hasn’t taken his mate yet. You can give him his adult name on your own, or feel free to ask me for one when he’s ready for it. Also, unlike the Euruar, the Oteh’s patterns are actual markings they were born with, not tattoos (and if you could see his feet, they'd have orange points too).
Name: Dipaha “(your choice)” Timajol of the Maple’s Kin
Gender: Female
Species: Ralineg
From: Ysrae, Maple’s Kin Salerab
Size: 23’7” tall, 69’11” long, 47’8” wingspan.
Abilities: Telepathy, Battle-flow.
Notes: Being black with bright red wings, Dipaha is sought after by all the males. As with Uny’s, the part of her name that I left up to you is her given-name, which she would have earned when she entered adult hood. (You can read up more on Ralineg naming etc on the Ysrae website, or ask if I don't make any sense.)
JKat
Name: Ilierd Umkteh Zcenox’Utmezt’Isiopa
Gender: Male
Species: Oteh
From: Ysrae, Maple’s Kin Okosi
Size: 12’2” tall
Abilities: Telepathy, Fire, Light
Notes: Like Dray’s, Ilierd hasn’t been given his adult-name yet because he hasn’t taken his mate yet. You can give him his adult name on your own, or feel free to ask me for one when he’s ready for it. Also, unlike the Euruar, the Oteh’s patterns are actual markings they were born with, not tattoos (and if you could see his feet, they'd have orange points too).
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Guest
Pheonix
The Solanis are, upon deep reflection on your slave name, sending you this most curious Pisho
Fluffiainticute Pisho is a rather vicious pisho who was subject to some rather condescending and obsessive prior owners. They insisted that Fluffiainticute Pisho was the cutest, most adorable pisho in all of Solano. Even after she ate her own tail off.
We had Fluffiainticute Pisho in the Pisho Rehabilitation Home for Pishos Who Should Have Known Better for almost year and she has shown no sign of improvement. We think it's time for another relocation and maybe a gentler hand.
This pisho has some anger management issues and is quite angry (probably because she only has one leg left. The other was lost in a tragic grooming accident). As you can see, her ears are torn and missing large chunks. This was the result of an unsuccessful adventure involving a pair of garden shears.
She doesn't fear much, unfortunately, but we're hoping that with a firm hand and a big heart she will grow into a gentle pisho. Fluffiainticute Pisho would, were she to stop snarling for any length of time, be very good at translating foreign animal languages.
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Name: Fluffiainticute Pisho
Warnings: She's vicious!
Home: Solano
Status: Pet
Translation: Foreign Animal Languages
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JKatkina
The Solanis have, upon reflection of your slave name, decided upon this gorgeous baby Pisho for you.
Yellanpooforu Pisho is a new born pisho and has been for quite some time. He seems to be unable to age. He is approximately 18 Pisho Years old and, despite ourselves, we have not been able to convince him to grow up!
We've tried everything right up to dropping him off of the Rehabilitation Center's roof. He doesn't seem to want to live for himself. We hope that if someone else, with more patience than us take care of him, he'll feel the need to grow up and move on.
For the most part though, Yellanpooforu Pisho cannot talk or walk or crawl. He needs to be held and changed and cooed at and coddled. We've done it for 18 years and think you'd be good at it.
... Now that we think about it, he is sort of defective as a Pisho. They are born colour-gender specific. Boys are Blue and Girls are Pink but Yellanpooforu is most definitely a male. We hope that when/if he grows up he'll at least be sort of normal. Sort of.
We wish you the best of luck with this young pisho and please don't try to flush him down the toilet. It just causes him to scream louder and plumbers cost a fortune these days.
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Name: Yellanpooforu Pisho
Warnings: He's a stinker!
Home: Solano
Status: Pet
Translation: Cannot understand human language. Have not tested others.
The Solanis are, upon deep reflection on your slave name, sending you this most curious Pisho
Fluffiainticute Pisho is a rather vicious pisho who was subject to some rather condescending and obsessive prior owners. They insisted that Fluffiainticute Pisho was the cutest, most adorable pisho in all of Solano. Even after she ate her own tail off.
We had Fluffiainticute Pisho in the Pisho Rehabilitation Home for Pishos Who Should Have Known Better for almost year and she has shown no sign of improvement. We think it's time for another relocation and maybe a gentler hand.
This pisho has some anger management issues and is quite angry (probably because she only has one leg left. The other was lost in a tragic grooming accident). As you can see, her ears are torn and missing large chunks. This was the result of an unsuccessful adventure involving a pair of garden shears.
She doesn't fear much, unfortunately, but we're hoping that with a firm hand and a big heart she will grow into a gentle pisho. Fluffiainticute Pisho would, were she to stop snarling for any length of time, be very good at translating foreign animal languages.
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Name: Fluffiainticute Pisho
Warnings: She's vicious!
Home: Solano
Status: Pet
Translation: Foreign Animal Languages
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JKatkina
The Solanis have, upon reflection of your slave name, decided upon this gorgeous baby Pisho for you.
Yellanpooforu Pisho is a new born pisho and has been for quite some time. He seems to be unable to age. He is approximately 18 Pisho Years old and, despite ourselves, we have not been able to convince him to grow up!
We've tried everything right up to dropping him off of the Rehabilitation Center's roof. He doesn't seem to want to live for himself. We hope that if someone else, with more patience than us take care of him, he'll feel the need to grow up and move on.
For the most part though, Yellanpooforu Pisho cannot talk or walk or crawl. He needs to be held and changed and cooed at and coddled. We've done it for 18 years and think you'd be good at it.
... Now that we think about it, he is sort of defective as a Pisho. They are born colour-gender specific. Boys are Blue and Girls are Pink but Yellanpooforu is most definitely a male. We hope that when/if he grows up he'll at least be sort of normal. Sort of.
We wish you the best of luck with this young pisho and please don't try to flush him down the toilet. It just causes him to scream louder and plumbers cost a fortune these days.
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Name: Yellanpooforu Pisho
Warnings: He's a stinker!
Home: Solano
Status: Pet
Translation: Cannot understand human language. Have not tested others.
lol Why am I picturing the Red Eyeball unit of GLaDOS at the end of Portal, looking at Fluffy? 
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Thanks for allowing me to keep the dragon -- I'm so used to the Nexus that when I hear 'something random!' to me I hear 'some kind of random dragon!' rather than something completely different.You can keep the pretty dragon then, I know they're what you were hoping for and I'll just take this funny little guy back. And to think. I even tried to give you something that was moderately more tasteful than what I had originally intended.
...Have a nice day, Dray. I'm sorry but I'm not making you another little Pisho because I'm scared that it will offend you further.
As for me, my taste in humor usually runs towards puns or silly, light-hearted things. Satire's such dangerous ground -- for example that whole idea of 'making fun of types of people' that you had mentioned, there, has (in the past, at least!) led to things like making fun of people that are just considered 'not normal', which I've always found pretty frustrating. (Maybe I'm just the PC-police, but I hate when people use 'gay' or 'retarded' as derogatory, or make jokes based around those 'types' of people.) I understand that you were tossing out a goofy idea and it wasn't meant to say, 'lol, Dray, you're lame because you beg even though you have money'... I understand that; I'm not sure what prompted you to choose that kinda guy instead of, say, I don't know, some starving artist stereotype. I just feel like something led you to create and give that kind of fella to me because you saw something of that in me -- hence the offense in the first place!
I hope that smooths things over. I didn't want to get you angry, or sling dramars, or anything like that. I probably posted too soon -- internet connection failz at school along with other distractions probably didn't help, what with reading everything clearly and sitting on, then making a less defensive-sounding reply. This is probably a silly request, but if you're doing satire-based Pishos in the future, could you toss up a note? XD I will of course pay more attention one way or another, but I feel like it's only fair!
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Guest
Astra
The Solanis are, upon deep reflection on your slave name, pleased to offer you this effiecient little Pisho.
Aecmacsscbtchmcmsdaisydita Pisho (you can call her Daisy Dita) was formerly a technical writer but, well, she lost her leg in a tragic accident whilst writing for a tap dancing organization, and has since moved on to more interesting, stimulating, and less nonhazardous opportunities.
See, Daisy Dita Pisho is an pangalactic receptionist. She has had a telephone installed right in/on her so as to better serve all the galaxies of the Everyverse. Each of her little antennae allows her to communicate with different and varying races all over the everywhere. The large red beacon, though, is a rather obscure and recent addition to her headset.
Daisy Dita Pisho had some issues early on in her receptionist career with 'incoming transitions' such as Therefore, Firstly, However, and Thusly. While she loves a well used transition, she felt the constant transition transmissions kept her from her clients. Thusly, she installed a transition transmission blocker and warning siren. When there is an incoming transition, it blares loudly and flashes. It's very effective. She has yet to have to receive a transition even though they are coming more and more regularly.
We hope that Daisy Dita and her pangalactic receiving and reception abilities will suite your every need.
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Name: Aecmacsscbtchmcmsdaisydita Pisho (Daisy Dita Pisho)
Skills: Pangalactic receptionist, former technical writer
Home: Solano
Status: Pet
Translation: Transitions, various galactical crises
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Dracleia
The Solanis have, upon reflection of your slave name, sent you this hard working, affectionate Pisho
Cleendrtyevrywere Pisho and his many tentically arms are very, very efficient in the cleaning and organizing department. Unfortunately, he suffered a tragic bleaching accident wherein he fell into a vat of bleach. Once upon a time, he was deliciously bright orange and bright blue. Now all of his colour has faded, as has his desire to clean.
We're hoping that, in the face of such a sad reality, you can help Cleendrtyevrywere Pisho overcome his fear and sadness surrounding bleach and cleaning. Also, vats. We know that this ia lot of pressure on someone who is no doubt as busy as yourself, bu we sincerely hope that you can find some place in your great heart for this suffering Pisho.
One of his philosophies, too, is that you have to be beautiful of mind, spirit, and image to clean beautifully. We're sure you'll be able to convince him that he is beautiful again and set a positive example. He is, however, also very talented in the translation of ancient texts about beauty and cleanliness.
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Name: Cleendrtyevrywere Pisho
Fears: Cleaning, Bleach, Vats
Home: Solano
Status: Pet
Translation: Ancient texts of beauty and cleanliness.
The Solanis are, upon deep reflection on your slave name, pleased to offer you this effiecient little Pisho.
Aecmacsscbtchmcmsdaisydita Pisho (you can call her Daisy Dita) was formerly a technical writer but, well, she lost her leg in a tragic accident whilst writing for a tap dancing organization, and has since moved on to more interesting, stimulating, and less nonhazardous opportunities.
See, Daisy Dita Pisho is an pangalactic receptionist. She has had a telephone installed right in/on her so as to better serve all the galaxies of the Everyverse. Each of her little antennae allows her to communicate with different and varying races all over the everywhere. The large red beacon, though, is a rather obscure and recent addition to her headset.
Daisy Dita Pisho had some issues early on in her receptionist career with 'incoming transitions' such as Therefore, Firstly, However, and Thusly. While she loves a well used transition, she felt the constant transition transmissions kept her from her clients. Thusly, she installed a transition transmission blocker and warning siren. When there is an incoming transition, it blares loudly and flashes. It's very effective. She has yet to have to receive a transition even though they are coming more and more regularly.
We hope that Daisy Dita and her pangalactic receiving and reception abilities will suite your every need.
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Name: Aecmacsscbtchmcmsdaisydita Pisho (Daisy Dita Pisho)
Skills: Pangalactic receptionist, former technical writer
Home: Solano
Status: Pet
Translation: Transitions, various galactical crises
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Dracleia
The Solanis have, upon reflection of your slave name, sent you this hard working, affectionate Pisho
Cleendrtyevrywere Pisho and his many tentically arms are very, very efficient in the cleaning and organizing department. Unfortunately, he suffered a tragic bleaching accident wherein he fell into a vat of bleach. Once upon a time, he was deliciously bright orange and bright blue. Now all of his colour has faded, as has his desire to clean.
We're hoping that, in the face of such a sad reality, you can help Cleendrtyevrywere Pisho overcome his fear and sadness surrounding bleach and cleaning. Also, vats. We know that this ia lot of pressure on someone who is no doubt as busy as yourself, bu we sincerely hope that you can find some place in your great heart for this suffering Pisho.
One of his philosophies, too, is that you have to be beautiful of mind, spirit, and image to clean beautifully. We're sure you'll be able to convince him that he is beautiful again and set a positive example. He is, however, also very talented in the translation of ancient texts about beauty and cleanliness.
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Name: Cleendrtyevrywere Pisho
Fears: Cleaning, Bleach, Vats
Home: Solano
Status: Pet
Translation: Ancient texts of beauty and cleanliness.