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Random quiz with no point.

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me and my friend made this quiz last night at about midnight. I figured I'd test it out on you guys, seeing as the insanity is plentiful here. post your answers if you want to! I'd love to see them. There are no results. It's just meant to be fun - and perhaps make you laugh your head off.

1. Someone tries to break into your house, what do you do?
a) Grab a blow torch and scream “DOOM ON YOU!”
b) Hide.
c) Sit and eat cheese.
d) Scream, call 911, and eat cheese.
e) Throw socks.
f) Run around the house screaming “I LIKE UNDERWEAR!”

2. What is the airspeed velocity of an African swallow?
a) um... 2.
b) What?
c) *cough cough*
d) cheese.
e) something. *eats couch*
f) i like spoons.

3. Name the best kind of soap to use for dry, itchy skin.
a) moisturizing soap, DUH!
b) FRUIT-SCENTED! with bubbly bubbles and glitter and a prize in the middle!
c) maybe you should try lotion.
d) is it just me or is this quiz making less and less sense?
e) Cheese is good.
f) i like pantyhose. *puts pantyhose on head*

4. Pie?
a) Yum, piiiiiie.
b) BYE, BYE, MISS AMERICAN PIE, DROVE MY CHEVY TO THE... oh, sorry. *shuts up*
c) Apple pie is good. *insert long pie lecture*
d) 3.141592654.
e) Eww, pie.
f) i like to wear deodorant. *opens cabinet full of deodorant* oo, watermelon.

5. Cheese?
a) YUM! CHEESE CHEESE CHEESITY CHEESY CHEEZE CHEESERAMA CHEESE
b) I like it. especially the one with the holes.
c) wow. *eats cheese*
d) that was random.
e) it can be moldy, if you leave it out too long.
f) i like ham. *throws ham*

6. Do you like the current system of government in Canada?
a) Election? PICK ME! ME ME ME ME ME! what? it’s over?
b) boooooooooooooooooooooooring. *snooze*
c) I think they could do better.
d) What does this have to do with anything?
e) i don't know, i don't live there!
f) i like Bunnies!

7. Last but NOT LEAST: DO YOU LIKE BUTTERFLIES?
a) Heck Yes!
b) OOOH BUTTERYFLIES BUTTERFLIES BUTTERBUTTERFLIES PRETTYFUL!
c) no.
d) *throws cheese*
e) they are nice.
f) i like seaweed. *eats seaweed*
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1. Someone tries to break into your house, what do you do?
a) Grab a blow torch and scream “DOOM ON YOU!”

2. What is the airspeed velocity of an African swallow?
f) i like spoons. (I saw John Cleese on Friday! His show was awesome!)

3. Name the best kind of soap to use for dry, itchy skin.
c) maybe you should try lotion.

4. Pie?
b) BYE, BYE, MISS AMERICAN PIE, DROVE MY CHEVY TO THE... oh, sorry. *shuts up*

5. Cheese?
b) I like it. especially the one with the holes. (Havarti. >=D)

6. Do you like the current system of government in Canada?
d) What does this have to do with anything?


7. Last but NOT LEAST: DO YOU LIKE BUTTERFLIES?
e) they are nice.
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1. Someone tries to break into your house, what do you do?
a) Grab a blow torch and scream “DOOM ON YOU!”

2. What is the airspeed velocity of an African swallow?
e) something. *eats couch*


3. Name the best kind of soap to use for dry, itchy skin.
a) moisturizing soap, DUH!

4. Pie?
b) BYE, BYE, MISS AMERICAN PIE, DROVE MY CHEVY TO THE... oh, sorry. *shuts up*

5. Cheese?
a) YUM! CHEESE CHEESE CHEESITY CHEESY CHEEZE CHEESERAMA CHEESE
d) that was random.


6. Do you like the current system of government in Canada?
b) boooooooooooooooooooooooring. *snooze*

7. Last but NOT LEAST: DO YOU LIKE BUTTERFLIES?
f) i like seaweed. *eats seaweed*
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Post by Morel »

1. Someone tries to break into your house, what do you do?
a) Grab a blow torch and scream “DOOM ON YOU!”
(lock and load, baby!)

2. What is the airspeed velocity of an African swallow?
d) cheese.

3. Name the best kind of soap to use for dry, itchy skin.
c) maybe you should try lotion.

4. Pie?
e) Eww, pie.
(3.141592654 *screams and runs* Math! NOOOOO!)

5. Cheese?
a) YUM! CHEESE CHEESE CHEESITY CHEESY CHEEZE CHEESERAMA CHEESE

6. Do you like the current system of government in Canada?
e) i don't know, i don't live there!

7. Last but NOT LEAST: DO YOU LIKE BUTTERFLIES?
a) Heck Yes!
(with a little salt and some ketchup they're great! Hmm, that's not what you meant was it? :P )
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Re: Random quiz with no point.

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1. Someone tries to break into your house, what do you do?
a) Grab a blow torch and scream “DOOM ON YOU!”

2. What is the airspeed velocity of an African swallow?
d) cheese.

3. Name the best kind of soap to use for dry, itchy skin.
c) maybe you should try lotion.
f) i like pantyhose. *puts pantyhose on head* Chi from Chobits!!!!

4. Pie?
a) Yum, piiiiiie.

5. Cheese?
a) YUM! CHEESE CHEESE CHEESITY CHEESY CHEEZE CHEESERAMA CHEESE

6. Do you like the current system of government in Canada?
a) Election? PICK ME! ME ME ME ME ME! what? it’s over?

7. Last but NOT LEAST: DO YOU LIKE BUTTERFLIES?
a) Heck Yes!
b) OOOH BUTTERYFLIES BUTTERFLIES BUTTERBUTTERFLIES PRETTYFUL!
Last edited by Lerial on Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:17 pm, edited 1 time in total.
-mew.

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Post by Lerial »

....we all decided to say doom on you to the person breaking into our house. XD
-mew.

"Sic, sic iuvat ire sub umbras." -Vergil, The Aeneid, Book 4, line 660

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