Some things are simply not supposed to exist. I fear these may be two of them. I blame these on the now mostly empty bottle of wine I have consumed this evening.
The really scary thing is Photobucket let me upload them as 16 million colour PNGs...... With about 70kb to spare. I really dunno what's up with that.
Anyway:

White-Rainbow T'rianawia ty Miashaw Alamyr

Black-Rainbow D'phaliaaw ty Miashaw Alamyr
If you'd like one of these babies, put your name, which one you'd like, and a number between 1 and 100. I'll choose the winners sometime tomorrow, or maybe Monday.
Enjoy.