The Corrupted Wish Thread

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 7:32 pm

Granted!

I wish that it'd be easier to visit my friends...

Neishai · Post by **Neishai** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:12 pm

A giant slingshot with preset coordinates makes visiting your friends a piece of cake... it's the landings you can't quite get right. Much property damage is incurred, both their and your, insurance gets cancelled as a result.

I wish I had more coffee...

dracosinfernoweyr · Post by **dracosinfernoweyr** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:54 pm

You have more coffee, it's espresso! And not your normal everyday espresso, this is mega-octane, super-caffinated, so-strong-its-like-eating-the-grounds espresso. One sip and your blood-pressure makes your head pop!

I wish I wasn't so bloody lazy.

Neishai · Post by **Neishai** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 9:09 pm

(yummy!

)

You're not lazy, someone has simply altered space/time so that everything is flowing at an accelerated rate around you. Oh well, we'll get to the bottom of this tomorrow....or next year...

I wish I was a faster html "code"er

Midori · Post by **Midori** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:52 am

you're able to code faster but when ever you try and post the code the html editor deleates it which leaves you in a constant unendding battle.

I wish I was inspired to code and write stories for all my new pretties.

Neishai · Post by **Neishai** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:05 am

D:

You become inspired to write, but suddenly can not remember how to code, nor how to type, nor what a dragon/gryphon/etc is.

I wish I had an unending supply of energy.

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 3:05 pm

You've got it! You become a star! Expanding and exploding and converting mass to energy. Unfortunately even then, you've consumed everything you know - the earth, etc - and you remember now that even a star will supernova...

I wish that my coworker Wanda wasn't going to corner me for a job she should have done months ago.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:34 pm

She doesn't, and accually gets it done. However, you're chosen to fix the mess she made getting it done...

I wish I wasn't hungry

Morel · Post by **Morel** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 11:54 pm

Now you're not hungry because you over ate and now feel like you're going to explode.

I wish my finches would have babies.

Starburst · Post by **Starburst** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:52 am

Your finches have babies - so many, in fact, that when you can't feed them all, they eat your face.

I wish I could have some chocolate.

Samber · Post by **Samber** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:56 am

You have some, but Morel's finches' babies eat all of it.

I wish I had my own computer.

Starburst · Post by **Starburst** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:48 am

You have your very own exploding computer! Have fun.

I wish I could fly.

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 3:00 pm

you can fly, however, you have trouble landing *thud*

I wish there were more fun things to do.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 3:15 pm

There are fun things to do! You still can't find them, though >D

I wish it wasn't that time of month

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:34 pm

Granted, because your no longer human.

I wish that a friend finds joy in the new year.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:07 pm

Granted! However, their joy is your misery.

I wish I wasn't human. Oops, I'm NOT. ^.^;

Morel · Post by **Morel** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:53 pm

Ah, but now you are again. A boring normal one too.

I wish I could get some writing done.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:55 pm

(It the borning normal one was thin, I think I could handle it)

And you get plenty of writing done--and nothing else. oops.

I wish I had money

Morel · Post by **Morel** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 10:04 pm

(That sounds like my NaNoWriMo month

)

You have money, but the government wants its share and now you don't have anything.

I wish I had a fastr internet connection (ie. other than dail-up)

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 10:09 pm

Me too.

Erm, I mean, Now you have a faster cable connection--until the cable goes out.

I wish I has wings.

Morel · Post by **Morel** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 10:20 pm

You do have wings, but they're not strong enough to do anything but get in the way and make people stare at you.

I wish my cat would stop being destructive.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:26 pm

Your cat becomes the opposite, and becomes constructive. However, they make a mess trying to build stuff...

I wish my sinuses would quit hurting

Morel · Post by **Morel** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:36 pm

Your sinuses no longer hurt. Then again neither does anything else in your head, because it's missing.

I wish I could remember what I was going to wish for.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:58 pm

You remember---everyone else's wishes, but you think they're yours. And conclude that you are rather weird.

And where's my head?

I wish I knew where my head was

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 1:15 pm

You suddenly know where your head is, but you go insane after finding out...

I wish that crab was'nt so much of a pain to eat....(tasty though)

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 1:35 pm

Crab is now very easy to eat, the only problem is, it wants to eat you! Now it's all out war between the humans and the crabs, and guess who (still) has a sturdier shell...

I wish that Aaron and Susan would hang out with us sometimes and not just with each other.

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:57 pm

Aaron and Susan do hang out with us sometimes. however, they're still hanging out with each other, too, and thus ignore us all whenever we're together.

i wish my meds lasted longer or my pain was less.

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:35 pm

Well okay. You get your wish: ONE of the above. So,

-- Your meds last longer! So long, in fact, that they outlast your illness/symptom and make you silly and groggy for the rest of your life!

00 or 00

-- Your pain is all but gone! However no one believes you so they keep giving you meds, making you silly and groggy for the rest of your life!

I wish my lips weren't chapped (or missing).

Samber · Post by **Samber** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:04 pm

Hee. Your lips aren't chapped, because they're missing!

I wish I had a tablet.

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:45 pm

Got one!

A big, 2000 pound STONE TABLET.

What'chu gonna do, now?

I wish there was a neverending supply of pepperoni somewhere near me.