The Corrupted Wish Thread

dracosinfernoweyr · Post by **dracosinfernoweyr** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:24 pm

You remember where your glasses are... on the couch, mere seconds after hearing a crunch as you sit on them. (gads I've done that myself way to many times XD)

I wish there was more time before Christmas got here. o.o

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:26 pm

There is more time--for next Christmas, as you find it's now the 26th.

(And they wouldn't be on the couch, it's too covered with stuff. On the floor beside my bed, however, waiting to be stepped on....)

I wish one of my images wasn't messed up

Morel · Post by **Morel** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 12:41 am

Your image isn't messed up. In fact it's all fixed, but the next time you go on your computer you find it has disappeared completely.

I wish weird people would stop visiting me.

Lerial · Post by **Lerial** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 1:20 am

Weird people have stopped visiting you because nobody visits you. You now live in Antarctica.

I wish that my parents made some semblance of sense.

Morel · Post by **Morel** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 2:17 pm

Your parents make perfect sense, because you have now become them. (DUN Dun dun!)

(Antarctica? At the moment that sounds rather pleasant

)

I wish I could find some way to get organized.

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 2:37 pm

The best way, of course, is to have a cadre of highly-organized people working for you! They scurry around making sure that everything is categorized and noted, they have GPS of all the stuff in your room, and one of them follows you around with a little recorder whenever you feel like reminding yourself of a new story you'd like to do.

Unfortunately they cost A FORTUNE, and you wind up in debtors' prison working off their wages.

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 4:02 pm

I wish that Shard had made a wish just above so I could corrupt it! XD

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 6:18 pm

Your wish is granted, however, you find her wish in...uncorruptable! Probably because she's already corrupted.

*dodged a brick*

I wish I wasn't so cold. Ah, well, friend likes a cold house

Morel · Post by **Morel** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:14 pm

It isn't cold. It's quite hot, since you are now in the middle of the Sahara Desert.

I wish my stomach would feel beter.

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 9:04 pm

Your stomach does feel better, because its been removed.

I wish that it was'nt so hard to change.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:23 pm

You find it easy to change now--how ever, change isn't controllable, and even changes your physical appearance randomly

I wish I wasn't so hot ^.^;

Morel · Post by **Morel** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:38 pm

(picky aren't we?) Well it's not hot because your friends back and messing with the thermostat again

I wish the cat would leave the Christmas tree alone.

Neishai · Post by **Neishai** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:44 pm

The cat has left the Christmas tree alone....because the tree caught on fire and is now spreading to the curtains! x_x;

I wish I had some soda...

Morel · Post by **Morel** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:55 pm

You do have soda. Here it comes now in a coursing flood, devastating the countryside.

I wish my headache would go away.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 11:04 pm

Your headache goes away, along with your head. Now where did it go? ^.^

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 11:17 pm

You have so much energy that you're happy hyper hyper yaaaay lets go run a marathon huh huh can we can we can weeee??? *bouncebounce* ... and then you annoy everyone and get locked in a nice padded room.

I wish I was inspired/talented enough to draw pretty dragons for the mated pairs database

Neishai · Post by **Neishai** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 1:54 am

You are so motivated that you fill the database to bursting and the monitors of all Nexians explode as they view the forum!

>> Gee, I wish I was weird. e.e;

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 10:05 am

You are wierd! Just that you're the only one that can't see the antennae sticking out of your head....

I wish i had more time

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 6:38 pm

Granted, you have all the time you will ever need...as time for everyone else has stopped!

I wish that I could talk to an older version of myself, maybe learn a few things...

Midori · Post by **Midori** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 10:43 pm

You are but all the things you find out... don't help you and disturb you to the ponit of wanting to kill yourself to prevent them happening...

I wish I wasn't getting so many chicken eggs as of late from people. (currently has 41 fresh eggs in fridge is getting at least 6+ ever say until next sunday)

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 11:10 pm

You aren't...they're ostrich eggs!

I wish I nad a new nightgown

Neishai · Post by **Neishai** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:24 am

You had one... but it got lost under the mountains of wrapping paper and tossed in the trash.

I wish it was still Christmas.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 9:32 am

It is still Christmas--and everyone still expects you to get them gifts, even though you already did.

I wish I didn't feel so sick

Neishai · Post by **Neishai** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 1:41 pm

You don't feel sick, you don't feel anything because you're paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish my head cold wouldn't last all winter (but they always do).

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 6:01 pm

It doesn't, it lasts into the spring and summer too. Really should go see a doctor about that...

I wish I would keep forgetting to finish my posts

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 8:49 pm

Granted, you never forget to finish a post agian...as you never post anything:D

I wish that I could see myself as others see me for once.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 8:53 pm

You do--and the vision drives you insane! Makes one wonder how WE deal with it!

(Ehe? ^.^)

And haha, I'm poooooooooosting!

I wish I had a pizza

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 9:09 pm

(XD Now I'm not that bad!)

Granted, you now have the most mouthwatering pizza delivered...but its got anchovies all over it. (sp?)

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 10:38 pm

*pokes* Wiiiiiish..and ew, fish!

Neishai · Post by **Neishai** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 6:28 pm

I wish someone would make a wish... XD