The Corrupted Wish Thread

Samber · Post by **Samber** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:36 pm

You do remember, but the trash can eats you before you can do it.

I wish I didn't have to go to church tonight... it's an 'Ettiquette Dinner' for the teens. Blargh.

I have to wear a dress...

Midori · Post by **Midori** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:10 am

you don't have to go to the dinner... but you end up having to wear dresses for the next month for not going.

I wish that my horse Sundanz wouldn't be so cranky when he doesn't get to go out all the time.

Xalia · Post by **Xalia** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:54 am

He's not cranky when he doesn't get out because he no longer wishes to leave his stall at all. When you do get him out you have to drag him from his stall using what bodily force you can muster and once you have him out it's impossible to /keep/ him out! Oh well, at least he's not cranky /in/ his stall anymore?

I wish the district didn't think that the 23rd was a good day for us to be working... >.<

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:03 am

It doesn't. It thinks the 25th is. ^.^

I wish it wasn't snowing here right now

dracosinfernoweyr · Post by **dracosinfernoweyr** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 11:57 pm

It's not snowing where you are anymore, it's hailing! Hail the size of mini-vans (and shaped like 'em too)! One crash-lands right into your living room. Hope you wanted a skylight.

I wish I had more inspiration for my dragon exchange drawing.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:25 am

You have plenty of insperation--and now no time to draw it!

I wish my DVD wasn't screwing up

Mystic Dragon · Post by **Mystic Dragon** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:26 am

Your DVD is no longer screwing up. However, your tv breaks. (Actually happened to me).

I wish I could get a decent job.

LakotaWolf · Post by **LakotaWolf** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:58 am

You do. TOO BAD YOU'RE NOW WORKING FOR THE MOB :D And now that you're a part of da familia.... you'll never... never quit.

I really could NOT resist that one XD

I wish that I could stop being dissatisfied with my Schattarneki templates >_>

Mystic Dragon · Post by **Mystic Dragon** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 3:26 am

(XD Man, I would SO go for that!) You finally find a template you like! Yay! However, seconds after finishing the template, you spill coffee on it.

I wish I could get the money I need to go to Australia.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:30 am

You have the money to go to Australia. However, you lack the money to come back!

I wish my sinuses would stop getting infected.

Neishai · Post by **Neishai** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:51 pm

The infection is gone, but now your sinuses are too dry and it hurts to breathe!

I wish we could get my dog's fleas under control. (It's like they're mutants... o.o )

dracosinfernoweyr · Post by **dracosinfernoweyr** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 7:07 pm

A magic flea repellent is invented that rids your dog and the rest of the world of fleas. Unfortunately it wasn't properly tested so allll the pets it was used on worldwide mutate into hideous blood-thirsty beasts of DOOM which kill their masters!

I wish it would snow here for Christmas.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:56 pm

You get snow for Christmas--and it doesn't stop. You might manage to dig yourself out by July.

I wish I had bought more bows

Samber · Post by **Samber** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:36 pm

You did buy more, but it doesn't matter, because the sock gremlins ate them all.

I wish I didn't have any homework this weekend.

dracosinfernoweyr · Post by **dracosinfernoweyr** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:42 pm

You don't have any homework this weekend because you've failed all of your classes and are thusly kicked out of school! :O

I wish I didn't have to go to work so @#$%ing early tomorrow.

Samber · Post by **Samber** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:45 pm

You don't--you have to go right now, and stay until Sunday afternoon.

I wish I had a firelizard.

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:52 pm

you do have a firelizard. only its not a cool mini-dragon sort of fire lizard. it's a lizard that's literally on fire. oo;; it burns down your house and the ASPCA comes after you. . . <<. . . >> . . . RUN! ^^

i wish i'd stop having coughing fits.

Midori · Post by **Midori** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:50 am

You stop having coughing fits but you can't seem to stop sneezing now!

I wish I could find the right live chistmas tree...

LakotaWolf · Post by **LakotaWolf** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 4:26 am

You find it! You chop it down and take it home. Where you discover... it's an ENT. OOPS. You just chopped down one of those Lord of the Rings talking trees. Its forest of brethren swarm your house and eat you.

GRR! and stuff!

I wish I could have a real, functioning wolf tail attached to my heiny. (i.e., I could control the movement)

Mystic Dragon · Post by **Mystic Dragon** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:25 am

You do! Unfortunately, it comes with a wolf body and mentality, forever mutating you into a wolf. You are hunted down and shot three days later.

I wish stupid people would learn to not have hundreds of kids! >.<

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:43 am

They no longer have hundreds of kids...but they're all first in line to get themselves cloned! At least the kids could have been taught....

I wish I was done with my gryphons (that's what I get for being lazy)

Samber · Post by **Samber** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 5:03 pm

The gryphons come to life and EAT YOU!!!!! Guess you're done now...

I wish I had enough time to do my homework tonight.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 5:17 pm

You have enough time. What you lack now is modivation.

I wish I could think of something to wish for

Samber · Post by **Samber** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 5:23 pm

You can... unfortunately, what you're wishing now is that you didn't have to wish that you hadn't let the human-eating green aliens masquerading as Jehovah's Witnesses in.

o.o

I wish I had the motivation to do my homework.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 5:34 pm

You have the modivation now, but...oh, geeze, look at the time!

*is evil*

I wish my cat didn't like using my drawing book as a bed

Samber · Post by **Samber** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 5:36 pm

It doesn't... it likes using it as a litter box!

*is evil too*

I wish I knew the question to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

dracosinfernoweyr · Post by **dracosinfernoweyr** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 5:52 pm

You learn question to Life, the Universe, and Everything, but it's so mind-boggling, so aneurysm-inducing that... you head 'splodes!

I wish I was better at coming up with quickie-characters.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 5:54 pm

You are, but they're never chosen for dragons. *pout*

I wish I had more Dew...

Neishai · Post by **Neishai** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 6:37 pm

You do find some Dew, but your fingers turn to rubber and you can't open the can! D:

I wish I could remember what I was supposed to be doing now...

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:11 pm

You do remember--and now don't have the time to do it.

I wish I knew where my glasses were