The Corrupted Wish Thread

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 9:16 pm

(Well, if I was a really good shader, I really wouldn't care if everyone wanted white critters, though I think it'll just be a phase)

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:06 am

feminism is more interesting to read about because now it's a code word for the life of spies!!!!! you are arrested for learning governtment secrets and are now considered top secret. as fun as that is, you're never allowed near a computer with internet ever again.

i wish people weren't such lametards. . . ^^;;;

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:37 am

People aren't lametards, in fact, they're all incredibly brilliant. So brilliant, in fact, that they consider themselves your intellectual superior and ENSLAVE YOU, even though you're quite intelligent yourself.

I wish this calc assignmen wasn't so fraking dumb

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:40 am

Well, it's not, as everyone else you show the paper gets it easily--even those that have no clue able Calc. ^.^

I wish it wasn't so windy outside

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:32 am

It's not windy outside, because you're on the moon, and there's no atmosphere, either!

On that note, I wish I was on the moon. In a pressurized dome with functioning life support

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:30 am

Everything on the moon base is going just ducky! The plants are starting to grow in their hydroponic gardens, the terraformers are belching out enough greenhouse gasses to eventually cover the whole moon and the gravity machines will be holding the atmosphere in!

But the Aliens are lurking in their eggs splorched to every darkened corridor, you're the last human left...

mostly.

I wish I could type with my brain.

Samber · Post by **Samber** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 3:50 pm

You can, but it oozes all over the keyboard. Icky!

I wish I had all my dragons paged.

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 3:54 pm

You do, but then, later, you are bored, and you head over to update dragons, and find that you've done it already, and thus have nothing to do!

I wish my hair looked nicer today

Samber · Post by **Samber** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:02 pm

It does... because you've stolen Cy's awesome hair. Unfortunately, this makes her mad, and she sics her Boohbah on you...

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:06 pm

You are, and then I eat you! (bet you couldn't see that one coming XD)

I wish I magically understood everything I have to do for my homework

Samber · Post by **Samber** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:10 pm

You understand it all right, but you have no time to do it. Ouch.

I wish I had one of those little dragon figurines from Harry Potter 4.

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:03 pm

Bamf! You have one!

But it's one of those nasty biting ones and when it bites you the wound festers, causing you to have to have some fingers removed.

I wish the big watch I'm wearing wasn't in the way when I type.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:00 pm

It's not, because you've removed it from your wrist--however when you go to put it back on, it's gone. ^.^

I wish I wasn't so sore

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:24 pm

Amazingly! Your wish is granted. You feel light as a feather and hardly are aware of any sensation at all.

That's because you're a brain in a jar.

I wish my CD player worked better.

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:26 am

Granted. Your CD player works so well now not only does it never skip, it can also use any other recording medium known to humanity even if its yet to be invented. However, it can only due this as its been rebuilt using technology salvaged from a crashed UFO and now the MIB's after you...

I wish that I had a newer video card....
(Sucks when you buy a new game and your card does'nt support it.)

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:21 am

You have a new video card, however, it's messed up your old computer somehow, and everything looks really, really funky.

I wish I was done with therapy.

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:07 am

You're done with therapy, but now you're like the guy in Garden State and are over therapized (sp?) and have no emotions whatsoever

I wish all my homework was done

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:26 pm

Granted, all your homework is now done by experts in the field. You pass with flying colors, and use all your free time to live life to the fullest. However your lack of knowledge quicky shows itself when you start working in the field and you end up working at McDonalds for the rest of your life. Least untill you get so fed up with it you burn the place down and end up inprisoned for arson. Tough luck....

I wish that I did'nt worry so much.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 2:37 am

You don't worry any more, nothing phases you. Unfortuneately, without worrying what people think, you become an egocentric (insert words of choice here >D)

I wish I knew what my neices wanted for Christmas (you know, besides money)

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 10:33 pm

You instantly know what their hearts desire is for Christmas, unfortunatly its all stuff that you can't ever afford. Seems your back to square one...

I wish that I was taller so I could still call Mystic a midget and get away with it.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:42 am

You are taller than Mystic, unfortunately you're taller than everyone else, too. You have to do a LOT of ducking.

And you still can't get away with calling Mystic a midget, because everyone is to you, and everyone takes offense when you say that, and gang up on you!

I wish my tree was completely decorated already

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:08 pm

It is decorated, but it is heinously decorated with the ugliest kinds of decorations imaginable and you have to look at it every day.

I wish it wasn't windy out

Samber · Post by **Samber** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:23 pm

It isn't, but only because it's now windy inside.

I wish I knew a good way to get rid of cramps. >.<

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:13 pm

You do, but the side effects are so terrible that the cramps are preferable.

I wish that my car did'nt need a new wheel bearing.

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:12 am

your car doesn't need a new wheel bearing, your wheeling bearing needs a new car. x/

i wish i wasn't sick and cranky.

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:28 am

you're not, but everyone else is and are starting to get annoyed with your cheerfulness

I wish I was an ub3r 133t h4x0r (lol)

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:04 pm

You are, however you're stuck typing like that, and nobody can understand what you're talking about. Not even DF. ^.^;

*hides from DF*

I wish my upcoming MRI will have a good report.

dracosinfernoweyr · Post by **dracosinfernoweyr** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:29 pm

Your MRI is good. In fact, it's stellar. Such a drastic amount of improvement has been made that the doctors suspect you are an alien and send you off to be dissected.

I wish that I could skip the second half of my math final but still pass the class.

LakotaWolf · Post by **LakotaWolf** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:53 am

Oh, you do skip the math final and pass the class. Unfortunately, you are so busy celebrating the news that you forget to go to your other finals and fail all your OTHER classes.

I wish my mother would stop talking about getting stem cell injections for my dad :p

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:06 am

She stops talking about it, and instead, DOES it, except the operation goes wrong, and now your dad has super powers. Which would be all well and good except he can't control them and spits fire at random intervals (sorry 'Kota, that was the best I could think of *hides*)

I wish my room mate would get a boyfriend who's not an ass.