The Corrupted Wish Thread

Ferabird · Post by **Ferabird** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:23 am

Oh you make sense.... but that makes you normal! Bwahahah!

I wish I had a cookie...

Starburst · Post by **Starburst** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:29 am

You have a cookie, but it's made of plastic.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

Asha Wermyst · Post by **Asha Wermyst** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:35 am

You don't have to go to school. You do have to go to the dentist.

I wish I had something better then peanut butter to eat.

Post by **Dray** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:54 am

You bet your sweet-tooth you have something better to eat! Why, instead of holding a bucket-o-peanut butter, you're holding a bucket-o-peanuts! :D What an improvement!

I wish...... I wish I had a magic carpet. XD With interior heating. :P

Xalia · Post by **Xalia** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 11:01 am

You do have a magic carpet with interior heating, but since interior heating for a carpet would have to be /inside/ the carpet the carpet overheats and catches fire...

I wish I could work at the ranch all day and still make good money...

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 12:06 pm

Granted, but the ranch you work at is a ranch for rats, not horses

I wish my nanowrimo novel was better

Morel · Post by **Morel** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 12:59 pm

Your nanowrimo novel is better. In fact it's the best of all of them and you get publishers banging down you door wanting to publish it.
Then you wake up and find it was all a dream and you're back on the first day of writing.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:32 pm

You don't have to go to work today, but that's because you told off a co-worker yesterday and got suspended for it.

I wish I didn't have to go to therapy anymore.

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:37 pm

Therapy was a breeze! No need to use it any more! Too bad the family of your therapist is suing you for sending *him* to Therapy!

I wish I had an octopus as a pet.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:39 pm

Shard wrote:Therapy was a breeze! No need to use it any more! Too bad the family of your therapist is suing you for sending *him* to Therapy!

Her. And probably, as much as I whine and complain. I'm a wimp.

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 5:06 pm

*snugfluffs Myr* well, honestly, that's wot you're supposed to do to the therapists, ne? ^^;;;; i know i complained, griped, whined, and made all sorts of excuses to my therapist. ^^;;;

@Shard -- you have an octopus for a pet, but you live next door to a sushi chef and he's constantly asking to come over. one day your octi disappears. . . and your neighbour invites you over for dinner. oO; maybe you shouldn't go. . .

i wish my tutoree ppl would ace the midterm today!

dracosinfernoweyr · Post by **dracosinfernoweyr** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:48 pm

They do indeed ace their midterms, 100% in fact! But they did so good that they are suspected of cheating and when confronted, they produce sheets of the answers and all claim you gave them to them. Which gets you fired.

I wish my math class didn't have a final exam (like all my other classes).

Naeodin · Post by **Naeodin** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 11:02 pm

Your math class doens't have a final exam.

But only because exams have been abolished, and you're supposed to go work in a glove factory for the rest of your life. bleh,who cares about maths any more?

I wish i had wings.

Kesava · Post by **Kesava** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 11:24 pm

You have the most beautiful wings....huge, semi-transparent, of the most amazing colouring, you're the envy of everyone who sees them. Unfortunately, the first time you try to fly, it's right into a power line.

>_< That's gonna hurt.

I wish I would win the lottery.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 11:35 pm

You win the lottery--along with 8,423 other people. An investigation ensues, and you get nothing.

I wish I could find the Cats vs. Dogs movie, on DVD or video

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:15 am

You own it! Congrats!

That's great until the government changes all format of every movie to be viewed in a special new format that doesn't read ANYthing from Beta onward.

I wish my nose didn't itch.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:22 am

Your nose doesn't itch, because you no longer have a nose.

I wish I had cable

LakotaWolf · Post by **LakotaWolf** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:03 am

You DO have cable.... a cable running into your brain, keeping you alive via life support! You're a vegetable.

I wish my father was back to normal :/

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:18 am

Done and done, he's fine... But... In that 'this must be the Matrix' sort of way - you just can't put your finger on it but maybe it's not him that was out of sorts?

I... wish *I* was in the Matrix.

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:10 am

you are in the Matrix, but not in a cool neo or trinity sort of way, you're in the matrix like a any other joeshmoe off the street and live a long, boring life working in a glove factory, of all things.

i wish i'd make brownies tonight!

Asha Wermyst · Post by **Asha Wermyst** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:44 am

You make brownies! Or, rather, the batter...you can't seem to get the oven to heat, and getting a dragon to cook it with fire is a bad idea.

Hawket: POOF!

I wish it was
(a) Less humid
(b)Thunderstorming
(c) There was a breeze

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:09 am

in a freak twist of weather, it is suddenly less humid, thunderstorming, and sending a gentle breeze your way. This weird twist is followed immediately by a tornado, a hurricane, and an earthquake. but at least you got a nice breeze. ^~

i wish the map on my game didn't cause my computer to reboot. ><;

JKatkina · Post by **JKatkina** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:46 am

Oh, it doesn't. Now it causes it to make a strange buzzing noise, and start smoking profusely. Map of doom!

I wish I slept better at night!

Post by **Dray** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:55 am

You DO sleep better... only to wakeup next to a zombiefied terry! :O *NOMNOMNOM*

I wish I had more "Nilla Wafers", as they don't come to Canada without being smuggled!

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:49 am

You have Nilla Wafers, Lots of Nilla Wafers, but the expiration date on the boxes is Feb 15, 1976

I wish I had more wishes >D

Cacopheny · Post by **Cacopheny** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:19 pm

(I should send Terry s'more Nilla Wafers.... XD )

You do have wishes, lots and lots and lots of them. But they never seem to come true....

I wish I didn't have to write this summary thing for class tonight. Heck, I wish I didn't have class tonight XP

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:22 pm

(Well, they do eventually. I usually 'wish it was Thursday' 'wish it was Friday' and...it is! Eventually ^.^)

You don't have a class tonight, because the class has been suddenly discontinued and now you'll need to take three MORE classes just to make up for the one class.

I wish Skysong will get a load of snow ^.^

LakotaWolf · Post by **LakotaWolf** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:48 pm

She does! But unfortunately it's so MUCH snow that it snows her in and downs her internet lines so we don't get to see any Samanayrs for weeks ;_;

I wish I didn't have to work with my family.

Kesava · Post by **Kesava** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:44 pm

You work for another family-run company, and are loving the new job. Until you find out they're associated with the Mafia and you're being investigated right alongside them.

I with I had my own apartment instead of living at home.

LakotaWolf · Post by **LakotaWolf** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:57 pm

You do get your own apartment... but then the landlord goes bankrupt, your parents buy the building and move into the apartment next to you... so in effect, you're STILL living at home XD

I wish I could lose weight FAST.