The Corrupted Wish Thread

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:34 am

ya'll just seem the type to enjoy this sort of thing. hope i'm not out of line starting this. . . ^^;;; hehe yoinked from nanowrimo2004 and tharn. ^^

The Corrupted Wish Game
You post a wish and the next person posts a way to corrupt it for you. They then post a wish of their own.

Example:
Person 1: I wish I was passing my Calculus class.
Person 2: You pass your calculus class, but are accused of cheating so are kicked out of your school

kk? to begin!

i wish my house was clean.

Naeodin · Post by **Naeodin** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:08 am

Your house is clean.

But you can't believe it's your own house so you sign yourself into the nearest asylum.

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^^ I wish I actually finished writing those novels.

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:44 am

(( HEHE! ^^ ii desu ne! ))

you are finished writing those novels. unfortunately 'those' novels are actually someone else's novels and not your own. everyone says you're plagiarizing and cut off further association withyou. ;.;

i wish there wasn't dog hair all over my house. . . lollol

Asha Wermyst · Post by **Asha Wermyst** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:41 am

(OMG.....freakish. Hehehe....)

There's dog hair all over your house. So you let the neighbor's dragon eat the dog.

Hawket: That was evil.

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I wish I had pencils that were longer.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:00 am

You have pencils that are longer, but they are unwieldly and impossible to draw or write with, making them useless.

I wish my wrist would not hurt.

Starburst · Post by **Starburst** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:10 am

Your wrist does not hurt, but you stub your toe while dancing around in joy. XP

I wish I had my new laptop computer.

Post by **DragonFlight** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:16 am

.....

Never Mind.

Asha Wermyst · Post by **Asha Wermyst** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:16 am

You have your new laptop, but you spill Coke on the keyboard by accident...and.....yea.

I wish it was warmer.

Starburst · Post by **Starburst** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:21 am

(you are EVIL!)

It's warmer.

But you melt into a puddle because it's warmer by ONE HUNDRED DEGREES!

bwahahahahaha!

*ahem* Okay. I wish I had some inspiration for candidate stories.

dracosinfernoweyr · Post by **dracosinfernoweyr** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:31 am

You get inspiration for candidate stories... but you're conveniently in the middle of the woods with no computer, pencil, or paper, and your house is miles away.

I wish I had another job.

Starburst · Post by **Starburst** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:51 am

You have another job, but you're a janitor working at a crowded amusement park, stationed at the rides that are "guaranteed to make your stomach do triple backflips".

I wish I could have some chocolate.

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:56 am

You have some chocolate, but it's poisonous!

I wish I did better in school.

Starburst · Post by **Starburst** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:57 am

You do better in school, but your teachers decide to send you to another school in Antarctica. (sorry, that's probably the best thing I can come up with.)

I wish I could cook.

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:17 pm

congratulations, you can cook! of course, all you can cook is a rare, poisonous mushroom. ;.; everyone says you're fantastic, but not many peole survive for a second helping.

gads, i am macabre. ^^;;

i wish my teeth didn't hurt.

Asha Wermyst · Post by **Asha Wermyst** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:24 pm

Your teeth don't hurt! But they're somehow missing, too...

I wish I wasn't as hyper.

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:33 pm

Granted, your no longer hyper but only because your now heavily medicated.

I wish that I made more money at my job.

Post by **Dray** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:33 pm

You do have more money, by scads, but most are earned through delightful sexual favors. :3

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I wish my bamboo wasn't dying. ;_;

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:38 pm

Congratulations, your bamboo isn't dying! Instead it's being eaten by the PVP Panda (in lieu of eating Brent!)

I wish there were more hours in the day.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:11 pm

JKatkina · Post by **JKatkina** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:12 pm

Oh, there are more hours in the day, alright. Unfortunately, this is because your clock is broken, and you only realize it two days later when you're fired for not showing up. Oops!

I wish I had perfect skin. :D

Post by **Dray** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:53 pm

Perfect skin is yours! But at what cost? You must drop school to pay off your shiny-new-perfect-plastiskin surgery bills. :\ Try again?

I wish that people didn't bitch so much and get pissy around the holidays.

dracosinfernoweyr · Post by **dracosinfernoweyr** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:23 pm

The holiday spirit posesses the whole world and peace reigns thoughout the holiday season. Unfortunately everyone is extra special bitchy the REST of the year to make up for it.

I wish I could get my car painted.

Post by **Dray** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:35 pm

Congratulations, your car just got a makeover! Unfortunately, it is now colored plaid with naked women on the hood.

... then again, depending on your perspective, this could be a good thing.

We wish that giveaways would page themselves!

(courtesy of Dray, Cacopheny, *and* Jkatkina, all at once!)

dracosinfernoweyr · Post by **dracosinfernoweyr** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:52 pm

A new program is invented that can spontaneously page images, come up with stats and personality blurbs instantly! But you're the unlucky user(s) that get a buggy copy. It eats ALL your webpages and images, forcing you to start over from scratch.

I wish that college was free (or cheaper).

(plaid... with naked women... *mindsplode* XDD my poor, poor car!)

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:53 pm

Post by **Dray** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:54 pm

Poof~! Your college tuition is no longer existent or required!

...But, unfortunately, your teachers are all cyborgs who speak only badly stilted spanish.

I wish that we didn't need to sleep!

Xenoqueen · Post by **Xenoqueen** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:04 am

Congratulations, you no longer need to sleep!

But a mind deprived of dreams quickly goes insane, and you are institutionalized when you start hallucinating the dreams you're missing.

I wish my portfolio was done.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:08 am

Your portfolio is done, and perfect.

Unfortunately, it's not what they want. Back to the drawing board.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

dracosinfernoweyr · Post by **dracosinfernoweyr** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:14 am

You are imbued with a magical energy that fills you with boundless get-up-and-go! Unfortunately the get-up-and-go doesn't stop and soon you are dead from exhaustion.

I wish a million bucks would fall into my lap right now.

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:16 am

They do!
They're DEER! You're crushed!

I wish I could eat wheat again.