Say What?--Round 1 Winners, Round 2 up

Xenoqueen · Post by **Xenoqueen** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 6:55 pm

Person: Nice nipple-ring! How do you think it would feel if I gave it a yank?

Even if dragons don't have nipples, that's what I see there. XD

Silver Midnight · Post by **Silver Midnight** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:01 pm

Actually they might, I'm not sure. 0.o I know that type is oviporous...but... I also know a related breed does have mammary glands and thus nipples. XD

jess d · Post by **jess d** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:06 pm

Person: I saw you down at the club last night. I never knew you could dance like that.

hksherra · Post by **hksherra** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:28 pm

Dude: Hey, you know, I do some gynecology in my spare time... Want me to give you an exam? ; )

Dragon: (I think the expression says it all)

Samber · Post by **Samber** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:41 pm

Person: Now, hold still... This won't hurt a bit, I promise. *produces a jumbo-sized thermometer*

Dragon: ...please don't tell me that's going to go where I think it's going to go.

Rachael · Post by **Rachael** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 3:54 am

"What? You mean I didn't tell you about your appointment with the gynecologist?"

Bah! Sherra! =P What I get for not reading the second page first. Heh.

"...Dude, I think your Mother-In-Law's at the door."

Silver Midnight · Post by **Silver Midnight** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:51 am

XD I like the Mother-in-law one!

Asha Wermyst · Post by **Asha Wermyst** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 5:10 pm

Person-thiny: "BTW, your boyfriend called, and he said...."

Terrible......pft. Ah well.

Post by **Dray** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 5:33 pm

Oh, oh!

Person: "You /do/ realize that you just sent that smushy love letter to everyone in the system, right?"

Seeing as how that was my general reaction. XD *amused*

JKatkina · Post by **JKatkina** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:45 pm

XD I'm sorry, Sil, but the humanoid's stance makes her look a bit drunk. ^.^ therefore.

"Heyyy... there... I've alwaysh wondered what ah drrrrragon would tasssschte lihk..."

I'll let you take that as you will. :D

Naeodin · Post by **Naeodin** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:51 pm

XD ^^ I know how I took that.

Silver Midnight · Post by **Silver Midnight** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 9:03 pm

XD Sad thing is I could see her doing that...

Post by **Dray** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:20 am

O_o Do they have to be character specific, Sil? Seems like you appreciate those more then the generic ones!

Silver Midnight · Post by **Silver Midnight** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:58 am

To an extent, yes. Something that would fit with the original picture, though some of those referring to the dragon as female I rather like (Like Lakota's). But as for personality it doesn't really matter. I might end up altering the dragon to look like a female. >>

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:41 pm

omg I actually won something? *teh gasp*
All right, three colors. Hmm. Red, yellow, and black! *cackles* And Congrats Myr, I had hoped the strip chess one would win

Mystic Dragon · Post by **Mystic Dragon** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:42 pm

Person: "So what say you and me get a drink after this?"
Dragon: "Dude you're like... my sister."

And as for colours, blue, silver and black. :3

Rachael · Post by **Rachael** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 11:43 pm

Person: "Look, I've humored you so far, but the thermometer really can't get a correct reading in your armpit!"

Dragon: "But the only other place that you can put that is up my..."

Person: "Ka-chng-kang!"

EDIT:

Another one, with... Made up Names for the dragon (Johnny) and the person (Jordie), but hey, that was to make it work, sort of...

"Johnny was beginning to rethink his willingness to go along with Jordie's schemes when the words, "birds and the bees" and "live demonstrations" entered into the plans."