Who wants...

Mystic Dragon · Post by **Mystic Dragon** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:17 am

a Selampotato to chase! This is assuming that I can a) use him to breed and b) find a female willing to wait for him to get off the couch. >.> If anyone's interested (and if Dray agrees *pookay*) then here's Sake's page:

http://www.geocities.com/new_warren/sakestats.html

Naeodin · Post by **Naeodin** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:16 am

<Pink panther theme song!>

Dum, de dum, de dum de dum de dum ....

<sneaky furtive looks>

*pounce!!*

*squeeeaal*

You got here before meeee!!

<Shy, sitting on the couch next to the Selampotato nibbles on a chip, feeds Sake the rest of it and pours some... well, Sake. Looks up with a slightly irritated glance.>

"Go away."

<Shy, cooing and cuddling up to the Selampotato and murmuring all sorts of dirty, dirty things that couch potatos shouldn't have to hear>

((Does it work? Does the 110% Shyness get the couch potatoe to ... MOVE?? ))

*drum roll please!*

((... I don't know where that came from))

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:28 am

Cries

I don't have anything.... yet....

Post by **Dray** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:53 am

@.@ My lord, you people are actually planning on /breeding/ these things?

*shakes her head, confounded* Well... it /is/ your present to do whatever you like with.... x.O'''

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:01 pm

Heh - just wait until you see what I AM doing with them.

I think they're adorable. I so want a Selampotato.

Mystic Dragon · Post by **Mystic Dragon** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:19 pm

XD I figured it'd produce some interesting results. Since he's only 3' tall, I suppose synthing him would be easier.

*Sake looks at Shy, shrugs, and eats another chip*

And the couch potato has proved to be immobile!

JKatkina · Post by **JKatkina** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:30 pm

oh my god it burns. XD

I am amused. @.@ But also afraid. XD

Keilin Alyr · Post by **Keilin Alyr** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:24 pm

*looks at Selampotato*

*looks at Cheezer, a certain bright yellow Random rat-like Whorling (http://www.geocities.com/sunrise_twilig ... heezer.htm)*

I like cheese sauce on my baked potatoes. Now then, does anyone have a broccoli dragon? I want a biosynthed lunch. ^_^

Mystic Dragon · Post by **Mystic Dragon** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:21 pm

XD I think Phe would kill me if I actually submitted Sake for synthing. I'm pretty sure she's already stated that they're not allowed. Buuuuut... we can always fusion!

Drakiera · Post by **Drakiera** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:23 pm

*shifty-eyes*

Send him to the Whirls. c.c; Annnd ... if he doesn't mind a hermaphrodite, I've got Glitter who, really, isn't that discerning. x.x;

Glitter: Potatooooooooo! *_* *tries to twine around Sake with both of hir tails*

LakotaWolf · Post by **LakotaWolf** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:15 pm

OMG SO CUUUTE.

Now I know what a Selampotato is! ::feels loved and belong-y::

Anyway, I have a roller... er, chaser to submit ;}

http://www.theglasswolf.com/cyberpets/schattarmini.gif

-
...After Lakota saw the photo of Sake in the Personals section of the newspaper, she went to Kaere, who oversaw most of the genetic tinkering performed on the Schattarneki dragons.
"I need something that will match this," Lakota said, showing the picture to Kaere.
"Schattarneki are usually seven to eight feet tall," Kaere said doubtfully. "This little... um... dragon... is only one foot tall."
"You can figure something out," Lakota said, patting Kaere on the shoulder.
"Oy," said Kaere.
-
Several days later, she found Lakota in the great hallway, vigorously scrubbing at a spot that her airbrained cat, Kaz, had clearly left on one of the expensive throw rugs. "It's done," Kaere said.
"What's done?" Lakota said, scrubbing at the carpet so hard that bristles were flying off of the scrub-brush.
"The Schattarnek," Kaere said. "You know, the one you wanted? The tiny one?"
"Oh, right," Lakota said, jumping up. "Show it to me, please?"
-
Sitting on a small table in Kaere's lab was the tiniest, roundest Schattarnek dragon that Lakota had ever seen. It was barely a foot tall, and looked like a small, furry basketball. With wings.
"Her name is Tek-lia," Kaere explained, patting the tiny dragon. "She volunteered to be subjected to my... um... experimental procedure."
"Which involved what?" Lakota asked, raising a furry eyebrow.
"Well," Kaere said.
Lakota waited.
"Well," Kaere repeated. "First I gave her a bath and got her really soaked to the skin. Then I popped her into the clothes dryer on the 'high' setting until she had shrunk enough."
"Oy," said Lakota.
-

::cackle:: Tek-lia actually DOES have stats, she's still a Schattarneki... albeit a tiny one :}
http://www.theglasswolf.com/cyberpets/schattarmini.html

jess d · Post by **jess d** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:21 pm

That is waaaaaay too cute!

Edit: I want one. Wait, are the Schatterneki going to be adoptable/ bondable soon?

Mystic Dragon · Post by **Mystic Dragon** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:16 pm

XDDDD If you have a place to breed them, Sake is SO in! *snerks* Never thought my widdle couch potato would turn out to be such a stud!

LakotaWolf · Post by **LakotaWolf** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:01 am

A place to breed them? :/ Please forgive my idiocy, but I'm not sure what you mean :x Do you mean if I have a dragoning adoption site type thing, or just a website in general?

stardancer · Post by **stardancer** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:26 am

*waves hand* I have a female Selampotato!

Which... hmm.. I have her story uploaded, but not main page. Must do that when I get home from work/yoga.

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:15 am

LakotaWolf wrote:A place to breed them? :/ Please forgive my idiocy, but I'm not sure what you mean Do you mean if I have a dragoning adoption site type thing, or just a website in general?

Someone who's willing and able to put them on their sands, and draw the offspring to our 'high standards' lol! Seems that SOME people don't LIKE selampotatos. Harrumph!

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:15 am

Gads that's CUTE, Lakota!

And I'll have some small dragons out once I open up Random Clutch #4 (I've already gotten the outline drawn)

Post by **StarFyre** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:19 am

*shifty eyes* I can volunteer my sands. The Earths can go and create a 'minisands' for tiny dragons like that, cause I said so =P Drawing cute things might be fun.

And besides =P I have everything drawn that needs to be drawn for the WDH and for the main clutch sands, so huff.

So, there's that option if ye folks feel like taking it. I'm not scared of selampotatoes and cute things! ... Some people in my agency might be, but pft on them. *grins*

-StarFyre

Mystic Dragon · Post by **Mystic Dragon** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:10 pm

Yay! Okay, Lakota, you have to submit your female first so that I can send Sake in as a chaser.

Post by **StarFyre** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:51 pm

^_^ This is going to be fun. Ok, here's the page with the form on it that needs to be emailed to me.

http://www.geocities.com/silveredmagic/frules.html

-StarFyre

Post by **StarFyre** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 2:16 pm

^.^ Tek-lia is now up and waiting for Sake to get off his couch already =P C'mon little guy, get up *pokes Sake* your adoring mate awaits you. *poke poke.. poke.. prod... huffs, just picks Sake up and hauls him off to Clan Akelara*

*snickers* Do either of you want to write a flight story for this?

-StarFyre

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 2:36 pm

Wait - they can FLY?

Post by **StarFyre** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 2:40 pm

... Well, the mating story =P I was using the generic term. They might just lazily roll around and gather dust and dirt.

I'm not sure how this'll work out =P

-StarFyre

Sargon · Post by **Sargon** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 3:32 pm

*raises hand* oh my god. i want him SO bad.

will he chase at Azon?

Mystic Dragon · Post by **Mystic Dragon** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 3:46 pm

XD You can write it if you want, StarFyre. Or DF, it's up to you too. Sake's lethargy has worn off on me and I can't think of a good idea for the story.

*Sake stares at the growing number of oogling girls in mild trepidation.*

<Sake> O.O *munchmunchmunch* -.- O.O *sip*

Mystic Dragon · Post by **Mystic Dragon** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 3:49 pm

Sargies: o.O Who would he chase? Both the available females on the board look like they want a good fight, not to sit down and wait for him to catch up.

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:02 pm

I think the key here is not so much a "flight" as a ... "dinner date".

So cute. I want one. Breed, darn you potatodragons!

Post by **StarFyre** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:05 pm

Ohhh.. dinner date ^^ That'd be an interesting "flight" story! And unique, too.

-StarFyre

Katasev · Post by **Katasev** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:09 pm

you know, fedras are only about 3' tall... may be 6' in length but that's mostly tail... >3

LakotaWolf · Post by **LakotaWolf** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:18 pm

I'll try my hand at writing a roll-story for Sake and Tek-lia :}