The Corrupted Wish Thread

Morel · Post by **Morel** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:55 pm

(*blink* me too now) You can stop thinking about lesbian monkey sex, but unfortunately now you can't think of anything, so you just sit there and drool for the rest of your life.

I wish the cat would stop barfing on my things.

GildedLilly · Post by **GildedLilly** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:00 pm

(Muahaahaaa!)

Your cat stops barfing on your things, but starts barfing on expensive things belonging to lawyers, and you get sued for all you're worth.

I wish Limewire worked from behind the firewall set up my SysAdmin.

Morel · Post by **Morel** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 2:23 pm

Oh, but it does work! But nothing else.

I wish I didn't feel like a dope because I didn't understand a thing (other than firewall) that GildeLilly said.

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:39 pm

You understand all about limewire (a file sharing program) but you know it so well and download so much illegal stuff that you end up getting thrown in jail!

I wish I wasn't sleepy at 4 in the afternoon *snerk*

Morel · Post by **Morel** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:37 pm

You are no longer tired at 4 in the afternoon. For that one minute between 4:00 PM and 4:01 PM you are clear and lucid. Unfortunately the rest of the day you are so sleepy that no one can get a coherent answer from you.

I wish I could think of something to wish for. x.x

Keilin Alyr · Post by **Keilin Alyr** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:54 pm

You do think of something to wish for. However, you word it so vaguely that the wish granter misunderstands you and turns you into a ham sandwich.

(Genie, make me a ham sandwich! ^_^)

I wish I could get my cat out of my lap.

dracosinfernoweyr · Post by **dracosinfernoweyr** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:02 pm

You get the cat out of your lap... because it decides it prefers sitting on your HEAD and uses it's claws to firmly affix itself there. Owch. x.x

I wish my psychology professor wasn't such a horrible teacher... or that I understood HOW she teaches better.

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:57 pm

You understand her because you're so good at psycho-analyzing her, but then she tries to teach you psychology, which you can only learn because you're already so good at psychology to begin with, and then your head a splodes.

I wish that Ian was back from the airport already...

Morel · Post by **Morel** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:29 pm

Ian is back from the airport. Look here he comes now careening through the nabber's house, over a few small animals and finally taking out a little old woman trying to cross the street.

I wish the stupid contractors would finish putting in my floor!

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:43 pm

They do! In record time. But like you said, they're STUPID contractors. They didn't use grout, glue or moulding so your floor is like one of those little puzzles with one piece missing, sliding around....

I wish I wasn't coughing.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:10 pm

Me too.

*coughs*

Neishai · Post by **Neishai** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:26 pm

You are no longer coughing. You're sneezing. (was that your brain that went flying across the room? o.o )

I wish I had a soda sitting next to me so I didn't have to get up and get one... XD

dracosinfernoweyr · Post by **dracosinfernoweyr** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:36 pm

You invent an amazing matter materializer for sodas! Bad news is the gov'ment came and stole your materializer and it's plans AND wiped your memory of the knowledge of it for their super secret gov'ment plans! And you still didn't get your soda. D:

I wish I was getting back a bigger tax refund.

Morel · Post by **Morel** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:30 pm

You get a HUGE tax refund. More then you ever thought you could ever get! But unfortunately you wern't suppose to get that money. And seeing as you've already spent the money, the IRS arrests you and throws you in jail.

I wish I could ride my bike outside

Stupid snow.

Neishai · Post by **Neishai** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:11 am

The snow melts, so you go out on your bike and have a great ride... but all that melted snow creates a flash flood, and some of those flood waters wash away your house while you're gone.

I wish there was something worth watching on TV.

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:02 pm

It's amazing! It's news! It's....

The end of the world as we know it.
*pssssssstaticnoisessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*

I wish my cat Mews' butt didn't stink so much.

Samber · Post by **Samber** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:25 pm

It doesn't, because you've been turned into a cat, and don't find it stinky at all.

I wish I could find my pink plastic dragon.

Morel · Post by **Morel** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:47 pm

((Pink?))
You find you pink plastic dragon, but while it was missing it grew bigger and came alive and is now rampaging the countryside. Naturally everyone blames you and expects you to pay for the damages.

I wish I could find something good to eat.

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:25 pm

you do, but its so good that you become addicted to it and cant stop eating it and eventually explode.

I wish I was more motivated in school

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 5:31 pm

Granted, you become utterly dedicated to school, to the point where it becomes your whole existance. You eventually graduate with honors, but have to start a life all over agian...

I wish that I did'nt dwell so much over past regrets.

Morel · Post by **Morel** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:52 pm

You stop dwelling over past regrets because you can no longer remember them. Your memory clears every .4893 seconds, so as soon as anything happens you forget it.

I wish my cat would learn to "play by himself" or at least not sit on me 24/7.

The Feather · Post by **The Feather** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:56 pm

Your cat plays exceedingly well by himself, to the great detriment of your furniture. Soon anything that can be in tatters is, and you have to fork over thousands of dollars for replacements.

I wish my hamster would quit hanging out in his little hut, and come out to play.

Naeodin · Post by **Naeodin** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:27 am

Your hamster comes out to play.

Discovers a way to escape the cage.

And now you're SURE it's here... somewhere...

***

I wish I could get more sleep.

Neishai · Post by **Neishai** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:53 am

You can get sleep, and you do! Unfortunately you find yourself in the middle of a dream that you really really like. In fact, you don't want to leave and no one can figure out how to wake you up.

I've been sick since Thursday... I wish I'd get well. >< *hacks a lung*

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:09 am

(XD thats even worse than a gold fish.)

Granted, you go to sleep tonight and wake up in the morning in perfect health. Of course, now that your are perfectly and abnormally healthy, your getting fought over to be studied....hey least your getting paid!

I wish that the missed homework I have would just do itself.

hksherra · Post by **hksherra** » Mon May 01, 2006 1:16 pm

(ok... this page has been dead for a while, but I just found it and think it's hillarious... so...)

The homework you missed magically gets up and does itself! However, your teacher is not amused when she read that "x= your butt" for every problem, so fails you!

I wish my head wasn't so dry and itchy...

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Mon May 01, 2006 1:51 pm

its no longer dry and itchy, but it's really sweaty and you smell funny and everyone looks at you weirdly.

I wish that my components project wasn't due tomorrow.

hksherra · Post by **hksherra** » Mon May 01, 2006 1:52 pm

It isn't due tomorrow... It was due yesterday! You missed the deadline! Sorry!

I wish that my room wouldn't fluctuate between temperatures quite so much...

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Mon May 01, 2006 1:54 pm

It doesn't fluctuate because it's really really cold all the time. brrrr.

I wish that I had a better GPA

hksherra · Post by **hksherra** » Mon May 01, 2006 1:56 pm

Hey... you've managed to earn a better GPA! At the expense of your sanity. You have a 4.0 in the looney bin, though!

I wish I had something other than wheat thins to eat...