The Corrupted Wish Thread

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:52 pm

You do! Except there's noting keeping it from rotting, and you can't get rid of it!

I wish I hadn't wished all my wishes on wishing

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:57 pm

you haven't, you've got one last wish. . unfortunately, it somehow gets corrupted and you end up with several tons of rotting pepperoni. . . oo;;;

i wish i was more productive. ^^;;

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:46 pm

You are insanly productive....but suddenly the quality is lacking...

I wish that I had another week off from school.

Midori · Post by **Midori** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:56 pm

You do because you get horribly ill and get behind in your school work.

I wish my grandmother and her dog would droop off the face of the earth so me and my mom could have a nice quite eveing and my mom could acttuly relax for a change!

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:04 pm

Granted, but so does everything else as gravities now reversed....wonder how long the planet will hold togeather...

I wish that I was more alert right now.

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:08 pm

Sure you're alert! Because you've been dropped naked with nothing but a butter knife and a spatula into a jungle filled with ominous noises!

I wish the images in my head would just leap out of it and onto pages.

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:18 pm

(Sounds fun

)

Granted, but its rather messy...and sorta fatal as it happens literaly...

I wish that I made more at work.

Neishai · Post by **Neishai** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:04 pm

Oh, you make more of everything at work... except for cash, which has been outlawed by the government in favor of barcodes and subcutaneous chips. o.o

I wish my soda can were as big as a can of Foster's.

Mystic Dragon · Post by **Mystic Dragon** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:36 pm

It is! Or rather... the wish granter tries to make it so. Seeing as he's never seen a can of Foster's before, he can only guesstimate, which ends up turning your can into a house-sized monstrosity that crushes you flat.

I wish I could find a nearby, well-paying job that I'd /enjoy/.

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:59 pm

Granted, but your soon arrested for running a theft ring that steals hubcaps...

I wish that I was'nt so tired.

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:07 pm

Zingie! You're wide awake! And then you realize that can of red bull keeps filling itself! What luck!

You explode in approximately 35 hours 20 minutes. But you're very very awake.

I wish I hadn't cut myself with my own fingernail this morning.

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:36 pm

you didn't cut yourself with your own fingernail, you cut yourself with a large rusty nail. time to get a tetanus shot!

i wish i wasn't so overwhelemed by the past.

Mystic Dragon · Post by **Mystic Dragon** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:59 am

Granted! You can't remember anything beyond what you did five minutes ago!

I wish I didn't feel so lousy.

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:43 am

you don't feel -so- lousy you feel horribly awfully lousy. ;.; you cut your day really short by going straight back to bed.

i wish i wasn't oozing!!!!! YUCK!

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:03 am

You're no longer oozing, but rofusely bleeding!

I wish I felt better

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:30 am

(( heh. how true that was last thursday. ^^;;; ))

you feel immensely better! 100xbetter! so much, better, in fact, that you run out and run a marathon! and then feel about 100x worse than you originally did. doit. hehe

i wish i could keep my concentration on one thing. . . ^^;

Morel · Post by **Morel** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:37 pm

You can keep you concentration on one thing, and only one thing for the rest of your life: a piece of gum you found on the side walk.

I wish I could figure out where all my money was.

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:30 am

Wish granted, you find out where /all/ of your money is...in the trash you that just got picked up!

I wish that Economics wasn't so boring.

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:13 pm

It's not! Because all of a sudden the entire world's money systems are re-invented - BY YOU! All the stardom goes to your head and you wind up being assassinated by the other economists who are seething with jealousy.

I wish I was able to wake up in the mornings.

Mystic Dragon · Post by **Mystic Dragon** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:36 pm

You can! Only you can't sleep now either, so you spend the rest of your life staring at the sun.

I wish politics wasn't so full of god-awful morons.

Morel · Post by **Morel** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:56 pm

Don't we all. Oh, wate:
Politics is no longer full of morons. They are now the smartest, perfectest people in the world. But their brains can't handel it and implode. Then they are replaced my more god-awful morons.

I wish I could get someone to clean the house for me.

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:26 pm

Granted, but their idea of cleaning is to burn the house down!

I wish that I would redo wayward soon.

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 11:41 pm

you do redo wayward soon, but you stop doing anything else in order to do it. you're now behind on everything else! ^^

i wish my website was working. T_T

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 11:43 pm

(Sounds about right sadly

)

Granted, its now working...to take over the world! Muhahahah!

I wish that the person below me gets their wish!

(Now, to sleep!)

Morel · Post by **Morel** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:44 pm

I do get my wish, but then someone corrupts it, then I get mad at you and hate you for the rest of my life. (*pats Wanderer* not that I would ever hate you

)

I wish I could get some rest, or at least not be so tired.

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:03 pm

Bingo - the everlasting supply of pure caffeine injected directly into your bloodstream takes care of that! ... Yeah. ffzzzzzzzPOP goes your head one fine day.

I wish that my boss would fire Wanda. Wanda is weird and very very annoying...

Morel · Post by **Morel** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:17 pm

Wanda is fired! But the person they hire to replace her is ten times worse. Have fun!

I wish I could get up enough motivation to clean the house.

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:29 pm

Granted, you suddenly get the motivation to clean the place spotless...after cockroaches start moving your furnature aroun.

(Aww, thanks:D)

I wish that I could just think iabout something and have it be typed into a word document on its own.

Morel · Post by **Morel** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:40 pm

You can! All you have to do is get some neat plugs and join the Matrix. Welcome!

I wish I could get payed to type up bonders.

GildedLilly · Post by **GildedLilly** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:43 pm

You can! But all your thoughts, not just the ones you want. I like cake, I wonder what lesbian monkey sex is like, it'd be easy to blow up the US Capitol with six white guys in trenchcoats, ect. G. W. Bush sees this idle thought through his computer patriot act spies, and before you know it- BAMPH! Prison!

Also, the aliens are now able to read your mind and talk to you through the implant necessary for this feat.

I wish I could stop thinking about lesbian monkey sex now that I've started.

(It was in science news! I don't have I dirty mind! ...ok, yeah, I do, but still. Science says so. Monkeys have lesbian sex.)

EDIT: Whoops! Missed ya!

Oh, you do. You now get paid, and all of the Nexus is paying you to write bonders, fulltime, and now you hate them, and anything to do with dragons and bonding and the internet, and you run away to join a nunnery. The end.