The Corrupted Wish Thread

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:18 am

Your body no longer has any allergic reactions to wheat. However...it now can't tolerate beef...or pork...or chicken...or fish...

I wish I could think up cool characters like everyone else.

Post by **Dray** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:40 am

You can! Of course, with characters that are just like everyone elses, you begin to recieve death threats from everyone else and are chased off of the intarwebs! :O

I wish wishes were fishes.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:45 am

They are! Except now you're sick of fish, and you can't wish them away because wishes no longer exsist.

I fish for trout.

*coughs* ok, ok, I wish I had a lifetime's supply of mountain dew

Post by **Dray** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:55 am

:D Your lifetime-supply arrives down your gullet--ALL AT ONCE!

Welcome to a lifetime commitment to the toilet. :3

I wish I could have the funnest dreams ever.

Xenoqueen · Post by **Xenoqueen** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:02 am

You do! But they're so great that life is now miserable by comparison, and you sleep yourself to death to escape it.

I wish I had all the answers.

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:07 am

You do find all the answers. They're written on the back of a valuable contract that a big corporation owns, and they hire hitmen to take you out, and get it back.

I wish my cats would stop shedding.

Naeodin · Post by **Naeodin** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 2:23 am

Your cats do stop shedding.

But for some reason ^^ you start shedding instead.

And damn. Who knew geezers had so much hair? XD XD

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I wish I was more organized.

LakotaWolf · Post by **LakotaWolf** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 5:16 am

You can't seem to get organized... but then you have a house fire and all of your stuff gets burnt to ash, so it doesn't matter.

This thread is depressing XD XD

I wish I could get focused on writing.

Naeodin · Post by **Naeodin** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 5:36 am

You do get focused on writing.

On reading other people's writing. Heck, when it comes to your own? ^^ There's nothing there any more.

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I wish I had more money.

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:47 am

you have more money. specifically, you have five more pieces of money. they are each ichi en. ichi en is 1 yen. as of right now 1 Japanese Yen = 0.008472 US Dollar. this means you have 0.04236 of a USD. you're almost rich!

i wish i could get home earlier.

Naeodin · Post by **Naeodin** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 7:03 am

You do get home earlier!

Only to discover everyone has moved. and eew... is that dog slobber all over the ground?

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:35 am

lol probably. ^^;;;; hehe

*wishes there was another wish to corrupt* hehe!

Naeodin · Post by **Naeodin** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:25 am

Edit: Whoops ^^

I wish I could get the motivation to exercise

Asha Wermyst · Post by **Asha Wermyst** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:26 am

You get the motivation to exercise....and two hours later you go into a coma.

Hawket: Bye bye motivation....

I wish I could get to my email.

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 2:10 pm

Granted! You can now send and receive email anywhere and anytime with only a thought. However, now not only do various government agencies want to capture you, all you get is spam. Have fun

I wish that I did'nt have a Sociology paper to write.

Cacopheny · Post by **Cacopheny** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 2:34 pm

Congratulations! A friend has offered to write your sociology paper for you, in return for writing a paper for them. Unfortunately, their paper is a full-blown masters thesis, about some obscure use for calculus, and is fifty pages long....

Bad trade.

I wish that my vacation were longer....

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:54 pm

your vacation is longer; it's longer because you've been kicked out of everything you're currently involved in and now you have absolutely nothing to do.

i wish we didn't have mice. oo;;

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:56 pm

You don't have mice, you have DISEASED PLAGUE CARRYING RABID RATS instead

I wish I didn't have homework to do

Cacopheny · Post by **Cacopheny** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:57 pm

Your mice have disappeared... only to be replaced by ROUSes.

"Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist."

* fwump, squeeeeeak *

Now me... I wish I could color with markers without making a mess and going outside the lines : P

Naeodin · Post by **Naeodin** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 5:08 pm

You CAN color with markers without going outside the lines... but then you lose your sanity and instead of awesome, really cool things, you end up drawing things a la the War thread ^^ For the rest of your life!

(iiieeeeee!!)

I wish I didn't have to go to shcool so early in the morning...

Xenoqueen · Post by **Xenoqueen** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:32 pm

You don't! Instead, you go so late at night that you don't get *home* until the wee hours of the morning. Blech!

I wish there was a mind-camera that could videotape (day)dreams.

Asha Wermyst · Post by **Asha Wermyst** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:36 pm

Hurray! Here's one. The only problem is.....um....you can't delete them. So the video camera's memory gets too full and it eventually explodes.....for...some reason. Bye bye video camera.

(Wanderer, now I have the most stupid sci-fi novel idea from the corrupt you gave my wish. Bad brain! * hits * )

I wish I had some ice cream.

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:40 pm

You have ice cream, but then you get an ice cream head ache.

I wish I only had to sleep once a week.

Post by **Dray** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 7:31 pm

:\ Unfortunately, your wish is granted. You no longer have to sleep more then once a week because the Borg have abducted you! You now only require a nice 'nap' against one of those shiny head-boards in order to continue for the rest of the day....

Congratulations, and welcome to the collective. 83

I wish I could wish on a more punctually. XD

Asha Wermyst · Post by **Asha Wermyst** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 7:40 pm

*poke*

Post by **Dray** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 7:49 pm

*pokes you back*

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:25 pm

*pokes everyone* POKEFEST!

dracosinfernoweyr · Post by **dracosinfernoweyr** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 11:40 pm

*Poke of DOOM™*

Asha Wermyst · Post by **Asha Wermyst** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 6:51 am

*poke of EVEN GREATER DOOOOM. *

@ Dray: You wish more punctually, but no-one knows what you're talking about..so...this thread goes kablooey off-topic. Like it is now.

I wish it wasn't Monday.

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 7:22 am

it isn't monday, it's tuesday. . . in japan. and now it only lacks an hour and a half till wednesday. you now live on japanese time, which is great for some of us, since now we can always talk to you, but it really messes up everything in your RL since the time difference is anywhere from 13 to 17 hours.

i wish that made sense. oO;