The Corrupted Wish Thread

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:00 pm

Granted, he's no longer an ass and is now the perfect gentlement. Things are great, untill some cute guy comes along and sweeps him off his feet. Seems being nice was'nt the only change....

I wish that I was better at time management.

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:25 pm

You discover this great little hand-held device, it keeps track of what you need to do! When to be there, appointments and everything!

Then, it begins telling you to go places that IT wants to go, meeting people with similar... devices... and eventually they take over the world.

I wish everything was as simple as '1 - 2 - 3'.

Rachael · Post by **Rachael** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:19 pm

And suddenly, everything simplifies!

Unfortunately, so do you. Enjoy your slow reconstruction! By the time you've counted all the way back to exactly how many cells you were once made from, you'll have a better understanding of what complexity keeps simple! ^__~

I wish my Chemistry final would take itself.

Post by **Dray** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:59 pm

:O It takes itself and everything with it! *world explodes*

I wish my Kraft Dinner were less plain. X333

Rachael · Post by **Rachael** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:33 pm

Your Kraft dinner becomes so unique that it wins prizes and then decides it wants a divorce! You are left hungry!

I wish that I could figure out an avatar. XD

LakotaWolf · Post by **LakotaWolf** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:42 pm

You do... but it is THE AVATAR, DEFENDER OF JUSTICE! It takes on a life of its own and runs around performing acts of vigilante justice. Because it's your creation, it's your legal dependant, and you get arrested for bad parenting XD
^ weirdness is a result of having a law student for a boyfriend XD

I wish I could move out, RIGHT NOW.

Rachael · Post by **Rachael** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:46 pm

Congratulations! You get to move out! Unfortunately, you have nowhere to go, and it has turned out to be a record breaking winter for the sheer chill factor. And every hotel in the world has suffered from plauge, pyromaniacs, or piranahas, leaving you to brave the winter chill while the Vigilante Justice Avatar of Rachael comes down upon your head for being a part of the street problem, even though you only lit some newspaper for warmth. >=P

I wish the sun would always shine on my schedule.

Drakiera · Post by **Drakiera** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:51 pm

W00t! Behold the shining sun, gleaming at your command! ...downside? It shines directly into your eyes all the time, rendering you blind.

I wish that I could earn money doing random dragon art with no effort!

Post by **Dray** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:10 pm

>.> So you earn a fortune spending absolutely no effort on dragon art... but all of the monkey-slaves that you've taken to do your work on you revolt! :O Soon you and your entire great mansion are covered with undesireable bodily-matter, and your fancy furniture, clothing and rare artwork is ruined for EVER!

I wish my wrist and arm would be healthy again.

Drakiera · Post by **Drakiera** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:16 pm

Ta da! Your arm and wrist are healthy ... but are attached to someone else! Hope you didn't need them ...

I wish I had more dragon jewelry. *sniff*

LakotaWolf · Post by **LakotaWolf** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:39 pm

You do. You have 900 pounds of it. You attempt to put it *all* on one day and are crushed beneath its mighty metallic weight!

I wish I am able to communicate clearly tonight @_@

Post by **Dray** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:43 pm

:O You communicate so clearly that you burst the brains of those listening to you (or reading your words!)

....head esplodey! Aaaaaaah! After this grisly event (plus head esplodey's of the police officers you try to explain the situation to) you decide to use your new powers for evil...

But all of your evil lackey's head-explode when you try to communicate with them to hire them!

;_; You end up spending the rest of your super-powered life alone on a desert isle, wishing for a moment of befuddled wordage.

I wish you a merry christmas! ;P

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:45 pm

I have a Merry Christmas. Alone. ^.^;

I wish the MRI place wasn't so far away

Post by **Dray** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:48 pm

:O The MRI place is now (miraculously) right on your doorstep!

...All of your metal cutlery and house-hold items fly into your front door, not to mention your computer becomes thoroughly f-ed over. ^^;

I wish I had a decent, delectible dinner tonight.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:51 pm

*pushe the MRI place away* Not that close.

You have a wonderful, delectable dinner. Too bad the cat invited his friends over and they ate it.

Wait, where'd the cat come from ANYWAY? ^.^

I wish my wrist would stop hurting, so I wouldn't HAVE to go to the stupid MRI place that's too far away to take the bus to

Samber · Post by **Samber** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:19 pm

It stops hurting... now your shoulder hurts, because the cat gnawed you arm off and ate it.

I wish I didn't have silly pompoms on my hat.

LakotaWolf · Post by **LakotaWolf** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:26 pm

You rip off the pompoms. But they were the only thing holding your brain in your skull while the hat was on! Braiiiins... you are summarily devoured by zombies who are attracted by the sound of oozing brains XD

mine are always so weird XD

I wish that my friends would make frigging decisions in regards to plans I try to make.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:29 pm

Well, you no longer have that worry, since they make teir plans without yours now. ^^

I wish I knew what to bring to the carry-in next Wednesday

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:18 pm

you know exactly wot to bring, unfortunately you can't find it anywhere. . .

i wish i felt more prepared for finals this week.

Rachael · Post by **Rachael** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:23 pm

You are wonderfully prepared! And then the Riders of teh Apocalypse arrive, and your knowledge is rendered useless as you join the millions of others running from lava, brimstone, and fifty-foot tall armorous Barneys. =D

I wish I could snap my fingers and have things be cleaned up.

stardancer · Post by **stardancer** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:21 pm

You are magically granted said power; only with said power comes a herd of dogs with muddy feet that run everywhere.

I wish I didn't have a cold anymore.

dracosinfernoweyr · Post by **dracosinfernoweyr** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:32 pm

You don't have a cold anymore, it's mutated into a particularly virulent form of THE SARS! Doctors quarantine you until they can cure you or you die... some choices, eh?

I wish my english paper would magically write itself, with a perfect thesis and all.

Rachael · Post by **Rachael** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:53 pm

It does! Except in the process, it discovers it can think, and as it can think, it therefore is, and your paper with a perfect thesis takes over the Universe and composes letters of recognition to everyone but you for having achieved its rank in the Universal Office.

I wish everyone would be polite.

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:07 pm

Magically everyone is forced to be polite. . . but only when they;re about to commit a violent crime. you are very politely asked to prepare yourself as someone prepares to beat you senseless. at least they were polite about it! ^^

i wish i knew if being so morbid was a bad thing. . . ^^;;;;;

LakotaWolf · Post by **LakotaWolf** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:34 pm

You wake up tomorrow morning knowing that being so morbid isn't a bad thing.... because the world is now populated only by ZOMBIES! Braiiiins.

I wish I could go to my boyfriend's house every day XD

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:33 pm

You are able to go to your boyfriend's house every day--in fact you can't leave due to a freak blizzard that grinds your city to a standstill ^.^

I wish I wasn't sick

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:09 am

you are no longer sick! unfortunately, the rest of the world is. . . ><;

i wish my eyes would stop drying out!

Starburst · Post by **Starburst** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:47 am

Your eyes stop drying out, because they fall out of your head. XD

I wish I didn't have to do homework.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:24 am

You no longer have any homework to do! However, you fail your classes because you never get the homework that you're assigned.

I wish they find what's wrong with my wrist (anyone ever have a needle stuck in your wrist right to to BONE? Painpainpainpain! I'm STILL sore!)

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:32 pm

(( !!!!!!!!!! egads!!! poor Myr!! *fluffs* oo;;; ))

they do find out wot's wrongw ith your wrist. itappears you have a rare condition known as rabidweaselchewingitis. it takes awhile to find a doctor to explain that in layman's terms but you eventually discover that you have a rabid weasel munching on your wrist. ouch. oo;

i wish i would remember to take out the trash this morning! ^^