The Corrupted Wish Thread

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:49 am

your sinuses do behave, almost exactly as they're supposed. a piece of cat hair gets stuck up in there and your sinuses are fighting it for all they're worth. be sure to bring a tissue!

i wish i could actually teleport. ;.;

Starburst · Post by **Starburst** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:00 am

You can actually teleport, but you can only ever teleport to the North Pole one-way.

I wish I could read minds.

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:34 am

you can read minds and do, the deep, inner subconsciousness. in fact, you can't seem to block it out and revert to all of our primal instincts, unable to block all those inner urges from the people around you. on the up side, a traveling circus has adopted you for their "wild man" act and are looking to have high profits this season. too bad you don't care about money anymore. . .

i wish i was sleeping and not cleaning. oO;

Lerial · Post by **Lerial** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:30 pm

You are sleeping. Unfortunately you fell asleep in the ammonia-laced mop water and it's sanitized your skin to the point of corrosion.
Oops. And now you smell bad.
*doesn't like that stuff*

I wish college apps had much more time before they're due.

Skysong · Post by **Skysong** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:53 pm

Oh, you get more time.. all the time in the world, because they have a due date that is far beyond your life span. No college ever for you!

I wish I had a pony.

Post by **Dray** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:06 pm

You have a pony. That eats people. ....Hey, is this a good thing or a bad thing? XD

I wish I had some neocitrine to help me sleep off this flu.

Naeodin · Post by **Naeodin** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:51 pm

You do.

But it's about ten years old and...

eew.

what is that thing growing out of it?

I wish it snowed in Singapore

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:05 am

it does snow in singapore and now the weather rivals anarctica. fun. <<;

i wish i'd remember to buy enzyme cleaners. ><;

Lerial · Post by **Lerial** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:11 am

You do. But they have some unforseen chemical reaction with the ammonia cleaner you fell asleep in earlier and the combination eats your house.

I wish it weren't so cold.

dracosinfernoweyr · Post by **dracosinfernoweyr** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:49 am

It isn't cold anymore. In fact, it's hot. Very, very hot, because the Earth has been magically moved into Mercury's position right next to the Sun! We've all been fried to crispy critters.

I wish I was as good at math as I am at biology and english.

Lerial · Post by **Lerial** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:25 pm

You are as good as math as you are at biology and english. Unfortunately that means your biology and english skills are now as horrible as your math was. But your math looks better in comparison! XP

I wish I didn't have to drive up to Michigan tomorrow.

Samber · Post by **Samber** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:55 pm

You don't, because Michigan is no longer Michigan... it is 'The Great and Mighty Mitten Empire'.

I wish I had a boyfriend.

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:14 pm

Ooooh, you've found one. A real keeper! Suave, handsome, a good dresser, polite, a great cook!

He's not even gay!

Unfortunately, his mother comes along with the deal.

I wish there were more pirates.

Starburst · Post by **Starburst** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:23 pm

There's more pirates but they eat you.

I wish my friends didn't have the flu.

Post by **Dray** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:59 pm

Your friends don't have the flu--they have that virus you're always seeing in those zombie-movies! Better bar up your house and hope your provisions last a few years. Too bad you're not gonna be able to see them again without the aid of a baseball bat. :\

I wish my school-work was A+ material. And finished on time. XD

Starburst · Post by **Starburst** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:02 pm

It's A+ material, finished on time, but oh no! You drop it in a puddle on the way to school.

I wish Christmas was here!

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:56 pm

Granted, you wake up and its Christmas day. However, all you get is coal as you've on Santa's naughty list...

I wish that I could get away with a few hours sleep.

Lerial · Post by **Lerial** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:01 pm

You can. But it comes at the expense of your sanity--you never get to sleep again. Muahaha.

I wish that people would take suggestions at face value instead of deciding you're trying to dictate their lives.

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:54 pm

people take all suggestions at face value; at your face value. good thing you're cute or no one would ever listen to you again. oo;

i wish i hadn't pulled my right arm. *wince*

Indigo · Post by **Indigo** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:39 am

You didn't pull your right arm, instead you pull your left arm.

I wish I could sing.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:13 am

You can sing, beautifully. Your voice attracts all the animals in the area, however.

I wish I could write what was in my head.

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 9:09 pm

you can write wot's in your head. unfortunately, not only can you, now you -must. -everything- that's in your head. you spend all of your time and energy writing down everything that's in your head that you stop eating, drinking, or anything outside of writing. you finally simply pass out, hand twitching as it still attempts to write.

i wish my host wasn't closing down. . . ;.;

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 9:21 pm

Your host isn't closing down, it's just raising their rates--retroactively. Yay for large bills ^^

I wish Christmas break was here already

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:38 am

Christmas break is here! And there it goes! ^^ Bai, bai Christmas break. . . ;.;

i wish i had mashed potatoes. oo

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:42 am

You have mashed potatoes. All over your house. Fuuun.

I wish my knee didn't hurt

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:59 am

your knee doesn't hurt, your tooth does. *wince*

i wish i knew wot to write for these essays. . .

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 9:01 am

(oh, I get those too)

You know what to write--after they're due.

I wish I wasn't tired

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 4:45 pm

(( me too. . . *snugs* hehe and that was a good one, myr ))

you aren't tired! you're super/hyper/bouncy awake!!!! but now it's time to go to bed. . . :/

i wish it wasn't so cold in here. . .

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 8:35 pm

I've accually done that before, been awake at bedtime. Annoying as heck.

It's not cold, it's hot--because your heater's busted and won't shut off.

I wish I could shade.

Cacopheny · Post by **Cacopheny** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 9:03 pm

Wish granted. You're a very good shader!

But now eeeeeveryone wants their critters in white.... >.>

At least you now have plenty of time to practice!

Iiiiii wish feminism were more interesting to read about! o.o (whoever thought it would be so boring to read books on feminism? XD )