The Corrupted Wish Thread

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:57 pm

You are the most amazing artist in the world but people keep bugging you to draw them stuff and stealing your work and saying you did it and you finally go insane and go on a rampage and kill everyone. Then you go to jail.

I wish we had something to drink in the house.

Carodos · Post by **Carodos** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:59 pm

You do have something to drink! It's cleaning fluid! And look, you forgot the number for the poison control center. Oops. Oh well, you lived a full life right?

I wish my wishes didn't get corrupted.

Shiolar · Post by **Shiolar** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:59 pm

Funny you should mention Claudia... one of the monitors is flickering a bit, due to Claudia-nibbling on the cable... Which one do I use for the main monitor: the flickering one on the dark one (which now has it's gamma set up super high so I can actually see anything on it?)

And no sneaking on to change your wish while I'm corrupting your last one!

Your wishes don't get corrupted, but it doesn't change the fact that they're only wishes and don't work.

I wish I had a tail...

Silver Midnight · Post by **Silver Midnight** » Thu May 11, 2006 1:01 pm

To the one before Shiolar: You can draw extremely well, realistically well. So realistic in fact that when you draw a crazed, bloodthirsty, mangled beast it suddenly comes to life. The drawing leaps off the paper and summarily tears off your face before going on a rampage across the city. A rampage of FACE EATING. Soon the human race is wiped out and rabbits with their superior numbers due to breeding ability kill the monster and become the dominant race on the planet.

To Shiolar: You have a tail but it constantly drags the ground and gets scraped, caught in doors, etc. Soon you get an infection from open wounds and die a horrible flesh-eating death.

I wish I had more inspiration.

[GAH! Dangit you people! I suppose I shall just have to corrupt everyone's wish to put on this post.]

Carodos · Post by **Carodos** » Thu May 11, 2006 1:03 pm

First... woah that drawing got REALLY corrupted.

You are inspired... except when you get done with your work it turns out to be the plot to LotR and you get sued.

I wish I had strawberries.

Silver Midnight · Post by **Silver Midnight** » Thu May 11, 2006 1:06 pm

[Off-topic: Actually the plot of LotR was based off of a finish tale called Kalevala...think I spelled that right. And plus I know that trilogy so well that'd never happen. XD]

Shiolar · Post by **Shiolar** » Thu May 11, 2006 1:12 pm

[Also Off-Topic: And it's funny how many people hate the HP books because of all the monsters from old myths and legends, and always say it should be more original like LOTR.]

You have strawberries, but they're full of squiggly wriggly caterpillars.

That actually happened to me once.

I wiiish... I didn't have to work tomorrow, so I could get drunk this evening, and stay up all night.

Carodos · Post by **Carodos** » Thu May 11, 2006 1:17 pm

But you don't have to go to work tomorrow, and you do get drunk. Except we get so crazy in our evil plotting for our RPs that you, drunk beyond belief, take the crossbow and use it to shoot a random person, claiming them to be Fierus and wanting to save your character. Oops, jail time! Wouldn't you have rathered go to work?

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.

Silver Midnight · Post by **Silver Midnight** » Thu May 11, 2006 1:38 pm

You don't have school tomorrow because the world has suddenly become infested with giant fire ants. They sting all your teachers to death and the entirity of earth is put under emergency lockdown. Eventually the world becomes a barren wasteland because of all the bug spray used to kill off the giant ants.

I wish I could think of a good pose.

[I get the feeling I scared everyone away from this thread...]

Graeth · Post by **Graeth** » Fri May 12, 2006 3:18 pm

You think of a good pose. Unfortunately, it's highly pornographic in nature and completely ruins your work.

I wish I had my pilot's license.

Silver Midnight · Post by **Silver Midnight** » Fri May 12, 2006 5:01 pm

You have your pilot's license--but cannot get an airplane. Soon airplanes are phased out completely as technology advances, leaving us with only very difficult to operate hover craft and space craft. Your license was a complete waste of money.

I wish I had something to do on Shadows of Isildur.

Graeth · Post by **Graeth** » Wed May 24, 2006 3:54 pm

(Okay, went searching, couldn't find out what that is.)
You find somthing to pass the time with in (what I presume it is) the game. Unfortunately, you are called upon to save the world. In your haste and excitement of having fun/leveling up/ making money you forget to check your answering machine and thus, do not notice the call.
The Earth is destroyed and mankind is forever snuffed out.

I wish I had superhuman powers like in 'The One'.

Graeth · Post by **Graeth** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:26 pm

No one wants to currupt my wish? Must be because everyone loves me so much.

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:41 pm

lol!

Well, okay...

(i didn't see that movie but we had posters and stuff at my store. let's see what I can come up with.)

You've got really cool kung-fu powers, and all that jazz. Superstrong, ultra fast.

And then the Other One comes along and wipes the walls with you.

I wish I could print stuff straight from my mind onto paper.

Graeth · Post by **Graeth** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:44 pm

(Emeril impression) BAM! You can now print directly from your mind.
But you get a paper cut on your first try and die from internal bleeding and brain hemoraging. (sp)

Graeth · Post by **Graeth** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:30 pm

*palmsmack*
Forgot to put my wish down.

sawry!

I wish I had (insert superpower)

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:53 pm

You get your superpower. The one you've always wanted! You're saving the day left and right and people can't get enough of you! One day you decide to realxas there hasn't been any bad things to fight! But the paprazzi won't stop bugging you! You wish for your life back but somehow before it cometrue your DNA is crossed with some kind of lizard and now you have permanent powers. Hey! At least the paprazzi stopped bugging you!

I wish my fantasy life could become real!
(my fantasy life is really twisted. believe me. It has STH in it. [ask about STH if you want to know)])

Graeth · Post by **Graeth** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:09 pm

I'll bite. Who/what is "STH"

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:48 pm

To answer that honestly it's a game I've been hooked on for as long as I can remember. It' Sonic the Hedgehog as well as Shadow the Hedgehog!

*yells at out-of-earshot school mates*
But my name didn't come form that so stop saying it did!!

Graeth · Post by **Graeth** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:57 pm

Granted! Your are suddenly sucked into your monitor and downloaded into the video game world. (I believe there was a show like this) And you and all the heros from various game titles go fight the evil ones. Unfortunately, you die in the middle of the third disc and have run out of quarters!

I wish I had a vacation...really need one. Haven't had one in 7 years.

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:01 pm

You get a great vacation with your significant other and children (assuming you have kids) While laying on the beach you get a great tan but forget to lotion it so it stays. You go to a theme park and get a bad sunburn on your face and arms while having the time of your life. OW!!! Hey, at least you had a great vacation.

I wish I had more quarters and had "god mode" so I could get sucked back into the game and play more!! *runs downstairs and gets the Shadow the Hedgehog game*

hksherra · Post by **hksherra** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:07 pm

You have god mod... unfortunately you forgot to specify which god. You get Anubis, god of death, who is rather annoyed at all the hedgehogs running through his underworld. He flings you into a crypt and there you lay... forever and forever until you shrivel away into dust.

I wish I had more money...

Graeth · Post by **Graeth** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:09 pm

1.) No kids...ever. I'd have to adopt because my genes are really crappy.
2.) My mate was taken from me two and a half years ago in a car crash.

The bank comes by and gives you lifetime supply of quarters. So much that even a goldfish who played in your stead would have enough lives to make it to the end. Unfortunately, the bank delivers them with a C-130 and a parachute drop. You're sitting in a recliner, minding your own business, when 72 tons of steel, nickel, and various other metals come crashing through your roof and land in your lap. The worst part being that your insurance won't cover this, nor will the construction crew take quarters.

I wish I had a biscuit.

EDIT: Damn, took too long to write this up that someone got to it before me. It still kind of works...just go with it.

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:56 pm

You get your bisuit. It's a dog biscuit! A bit annoyed about which kind of biscuit it is, you still eat it. Finding that it tastes rather good you become addicted and end up going to the pet store when you want to treat yourself to something, sweet. The people at the store are creeped out by you buying so many dog treats but are happy for the business.

I wish I was out of this crypt and back home where I can be safe and just play my game on my gamecube.

[off topic] This is true. Every now and again my older brother (who is 16 mind you) will eat dog food and dog treats. It's really wierd but funny too 'cause he'll actually eat it if he gets hungry enough. Also, I'm clausterphobic and am slightly afraid of death. I have a very hard time dealing with some death related things on T.V. as i will feel sick to my stomach and have actually puked a few times. Even the though can throw me into a tangen and i hate it.

@ Graeth: Sorry to hear about your mate. *hugs* [back on topic]

Graeth · Post by **Graeth** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:53 pm

In an amazing stroke of luck, Indiana Jones rescues you from the crypt. You make it back home, safely, and switch on your God Machine (GC). But as you back away form the TV to a safe distance, as to avoid frying your eyes, the boulder that you'd outran alongside IJ, has tracked you down. In a fashion that would make any mob boss proud, the boulder rolls over your GC many times while you watch, unable to do anything but watch in horror as your GC is 'whacked'.

I wish I didn't have to write this frakking essay.

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:21 pm

In a scary sort of way. You don't have to write your essay because it writes itself. Sad;y it doesn't know what to write about so it goes on insulting who you are to hand it in too and complaining about life. Finding this you go out and party with your friends and come back late to find it. Horrified by what it says you stay up late re-writing it only to find that you get to stay home anyway.

I wish I had a new GC. *glares at rolling away boulder*

Graeth · Post by **Graeth** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:38 am

Because I'm sadistic and love crushing peoples' dream, I'm going to attempt to revive this topic.

You get a new GC, and are hooking it up to your tv when there is a knock at your door. You go and open it...no one is there. You shrug your shoulders and go back to your TV to find your GC missing, the cables are still plugged into the tv where you left them, but the console is gone. A 'Dear John' letter is on the armrest of your sofa, saying how you life is so dangerous and how you should settle all your differences before entering a relationship. Your GC doesn't want to get hurt like its predecessor. You put down the letter and notice a heavy path smushed into the carpet...the kind that a rolling boulder would create. It stop right at the point where your GC sat. Infuriated, you set off on your quest to to hunt down this fiend and bring him to justice and to rescue your beloved cube that plays games...

I wish I had more HD space.

dracosinfernoweyr · Post by **dracosinfernoweyr** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:50 am

You have more HD space. So much space that you couldn't even imagine how to fill it! Unfortunately, in your eagerness to add more to your hard drive, you accidentally download a virus that replicates itself in secrecy for weeks until one day you find that your computer can no longer run because the virus has filled your hard drive! Be careful, or it'll be your brain next...

I wish I could have more pets, possibly a rat!