For a lack of a better way to put it... Yo

Carodos · Post by **Carodos** » Thu May 04, 2006 2:50 pm

Okay, now that I have your attention, hi. I'm, obviously, new here. Got dragged in 'against-my-will' by Shiolar. But, I guess it's okay because I'm writing my first Candidate anyway and all of that. Aw, looky, I sound breezy. Well, I'm not, just get really jumpy when I'm the new person and all. Don't worry, I'll fit in soon enough... though feel free to smack me upside the head if I perform a particularly dumb task or say something silly or slip up horribly on my grammar because some of my finals are frying my brain.

Yeah... so... Hi.

Post by **Dray** » Thu May 04, 2006 2:52 pm

XD We're not usually /that/ bad with new mee--I mean, newbies! *offers cookies* Welcome to the Nexus! :D I hope you enjoy your say! Feel free to post randomly, we love to hear what folks have to say!

Mystic Dragon · Post by **Mystic Dragon** » Thu May 04, 2006 2:52 pm

:D Hi! Welcome to the insanity! Have a look around, oggle some pretty pictures and find your little niche. We're friendly enough around here, so it's likely you won't be getting whipped any time soon.

Shiolar · Post by **Shiolar** » Thu May 04, 2006 2:54 pm

See, told you it wasn't that scary here. As long as you avoid being eaten.

Carodos · Post by **Carodos** » Thu May 04, 2006 2:55 pm

No whipping? That almost makes me sad. But, the fact that I was so quickly responded to is quite reassuring. Awww... Go ahead, call me fresh meat. I don't mind. I'm not very used to it. I run places usually, not join. *pounces on cookie and eats it* Yummy! Umm... Oops! *laughs* Sorry, You've really perked me up. Now... to go stab Shiolar for causing me to join ANOTHER place.

AH! There you are! *pounces and jabs with the Zack poking stick*

Shiolar · Post by **Shiolar** » Thu May 04, 2006 2:57 pm

Ack! *stabbed* *dies* Rez me if you can!

Carodos · Post by **Carodos** » Thu May 04, 2006 2:58 pm

WHOOT! *pokes corpse* Awesome... When do you turn into an undead sea monkey again?

Mystic Dragon · Post by **Mystic Dragon** » Thu May 04, 2006 2:58 pm

REZ PLZ!

>.> I've played too many MMORPG's.

Carodos · Post by **Carodos** » Thu May 04, 2006 2:59 pm

Haven't played WoW recently enough to want to Rez this one.

Shiolar · Post by **Shiolar** » Thu May 04, 2006 2:59 pm

I was thinking I'd just haunt you for a while, actually.

Carodos · Post by **Carodos** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:01 pm

Awesome. You don't do that enough.

Shiolar · Post by **Shiolar** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:04 pm

That's because you yell at me for spontaneously dying whenever possible?

I mean come on. I'm a natural born squishy. In CoH, I'm a Blaster, in D&D, I'm a rogue. I don't have many hitpoints, so I die if you even look at me funny.

I'll make a point of haunting you a bit more in the future, if you so wish. One death and associated haunting for each Candidate, yes?

Carodos · Post by **Carodos** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:08 pm

not for EACh candidate.

Shiolar · Post by **Shiolar** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:19 pm

Why not? You said I don't haunt you enough. How fast can you write?

Post by **Dray** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:19 pm

*jabs Shiolar in the back of the neck with a syringe* That'll be 500 meat, plz. :E

(I see Caro' will fit right in, here. XD He (she?) seems to be wacky enough already!)

Shiolar · Post by **Shiolar** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:22 pm

Hmmm... 500 meat? How much meat is Carodos worth? *offers on a silver platter*

Starburst · Post by **Starburst** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:26 pm

Fresh meat! ^_^

(I don't actually eat new people. I just like calling them fresh meat.)

Welcome to the insanity lair of dragons, candidates, art, writing, and excessive use of randomness. Please feel free to take a spork on your way in.

Carodos · Post by **Carodos** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:29 pm

She. And Carodos is my world, but I prefer being called Mercale or Merc or Mer.

*looks at Dray* OHHHH! You're that person with the pretty dragons that Shiolar shows me all of the time!

And I already have a spork... It's metal and I'm in the process of making it rusty to replace the rusty spoon of doom.

And you! *grabs Shiolar by collar* Don't make me kill Dessie.

Shiolar · Post by **Shiolar** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:41 pm

Kill Dessie, and something nasty will happen to Remus. Mirus has time fractures and I'm not afraid to use 'em!

Post by **Dray** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:44 pm

XD Are you the one he showed that super-long-legged creature to and you nearly wet yourself laughing?

Carodos · Post by **Carodos** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:46 pm

You wouldn't... *twitch*

Nah, that wasn't me. I'm the one that it creeps out. In fact, the thing I threatened to kill IS one of the long thingys.

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:48 pm

oooh ... I'm a WOW addict

Welcome to our insane cult ... I mean forum!

Shiolar · Post by **Shiolar** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:49 pm

Merc was the second person I showed it to. And she thinks it needs to die.

And I so would, Merc.

Carodos · Post by **Carodos** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:51 pm

*glares at Shiolar* Fine... I'll just take one of the kegs off my IOU list.

Shiolar · Post by **Shiolar** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:52 pm

You could just not kill Dessie...?

JKatkina · Post by **JKatkina** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:56 pm

Yay! I'm late to the party again!

Welcome. We usually don't eat peoples' souls, though occasionally we may covet whatever mad skillz you may have. :D

LakotaWolf · Post by **LakotaWolf** » Thu May 04, 2006 4:01 pm

Hiya and welcome! :D Are you planning on adopting out dragons too, or just adopting them? XD Either way, welcome to the grand biopool :3

Carodos · Post by **Carodos** » Thu May 04, 2006 4:03 pm

Thanks for the welcome... My soul is already spoken for by several peoples. And only Shiolar thinks I have any sort of skills... Except for those prodding me to get off my butt and write that novel already. *sighs* So much pressure.

Sorry, I'm only adopting. My artistic skills when it comes to drawing are non-existant. There is only on creature I ever actually drew and it sucks and is more serpentine than draconic.

Shiolar · Post by **Shiolar** » Thu May 04, 2006 4:04 pm

We like serpentine. Shoooooow us.

You prolly showed me already, but it was so long ago that I don't remember it...

Carodos · Post by **Carodos** » Thu May 04, 2006 4:07 pm

But... you've seen it already Shiolar... Forsaken, remember?