The Corrupted Wish Thread

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:58 pm

You have your own appartment, but to share rent you have to get a room mate and you guys don't get along.

I wish my #@%#$^! cd program for compsci class worked.

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:02 pm

your #@%#$^! cd program works for compsci class, but none of the computers do. . . .

i wish my dog wasn't so in-my-face all the time. ^^;;;;

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:08 pm

You notice that your dog isn't so in your face...then notice that the dog is gone.

I wish I could understand feline

dracosinfernoweyr · Post by **dracosinfernoweyr** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:10 pm

You are magically gifted with the ability to understand any and all cats! But then you realize just how much they talk and talk and talk... all the kitty babbling slowly drives you insane.

I wish my hand would stop aching. >.<

Kesava · Post by **Kesava** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:10 pm

Not only can you understand feline, you can communicate quite fluently. Unfortunately, when you share your story with close friends, they have you locked up in the insane asylum to undergo treatment.

I wish it was February so I could go to Australia.

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:15 pm

You go to Australia, but then you are eaten by EVIL MARSUPIALS!!

I wish I was better at art.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:17 pm

You do get better at art, but you never think so and finally quit out of frustration.

I wish this storm would hurry up and go away..

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:23 pm

Oh the storm goes away.

Because the amosphere goes with it! Whoosh!

I wish I could see better.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:27 pm

You can see perfectly, but then your hearing goes. Completely.

I wish it was spring

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:03 am

@Shard -- that was hilarious. lol

"it" was a spring, a slinky spring. but it's still cold and snowing outside. the spring then rusts. ;.;

i wish i was better at coming up with candidates. . . ;.;

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:54 am

You're the best! Unfortunately, the people you create are actually splinters of real people from other universes and they eventually find a way of coming to get you....

I wish I could have slept another 2 hours this morning.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:13 am

I always thought that characters were accually real in alternate dimensions, and that writers were just tuning in to that realm....ok, ok...

You could have slept two more hours, yes...except you find you did! Your clock reset during the night, and you're two hours late!

Too bad it doesn't feel like you did o.O

I wish I had extra money

dracosinfernoweyr · Post by **dracosinfernoweyr** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:20 pm

Some anonymous person walks up and gives you an envelope stuffed with hundred dollar bills, score! But the money turns out to be from a bank heist, so the cops come an arrest you as an acomplice. You're now looking at 10-15 years behind bars.

I wish I had a maid to help me clean up this place. >.>

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:10 pm

You have a maid, but she's untrustworthy and steals your stuff.

I wish I would get a good grade on this calc exam coming up.

Shard · Post by **Shard** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:03 pm

You have no trouble because Xalia comes along and tutors you!
But the instructors think she was *helping you cheat* and you have to take a completely different exam, all by yourself, alone, locked away in a tower...

I wish pokemon were real.

Xalia · Post by **Xalia** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:06 pm

Pokemon are real, but your Charizard is as unruly as Ash's was at first and burns you to a crisp...and you're not a toon like Ash so you end up in the hospital for a long, long, long time...

I wish my coworkers were more accepting of change...

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:22 pm

They are accepting of change so much that they decide to "restructure" the entire business and you're unemployed!

I wish that Cyrna were real

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:09 pm

It's real. It's just so far away that'll you'll never ever know that fact.

I wish that guy that keeps knocking on my door would stop that.

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:12 pm

He stops knocking on the door, instead, he just breaks into your house!

I wish that the test I have in an hour would not have anything from section 14.3 on it

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:15 pm

(that's what I'm afraid of)

The test in an hour doesn't have anything from 14.3 on it--that was last week, and you missed it.

I wish I was better at starting stories.

seraaches · Post by **seraaches** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:00 pm

you're fantastic at starting stories, but (( like me. . . ^^;;; )) you don't seem to ever be able to finish them. (( unlike me )) you continue to work on the same stories for the rest of your life, just trying to get them to end.

i wish i wasn't sick! ;.;

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:05 pm

Granted! Your no longer sick..but also lack little things like a pulse, or the need to eat, and your body's slowly falling apart. On the upside, your effectivly immortal and don't need to sleep. Welcome to the world of undeath!

I wish that I did'nt slide all over the place when driving in the snow.

Starburst · Post by **Starburst** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:32 pm

You don't slide all over the place.

You do go in a perfectly straight line and hit a conveniently placed tree. XD

I wish I could dance.

Post by **Dray** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:40 pm

You can dance if you want to! Monkey dance! :D *flails her arms and legs and generally acts silly* Just like that!

I wish I wasn't so easy to anger.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:40 pm

You no longer get angry--now you no longer show any emotion. Including love.
Kat's gonna be disappointed...

I wish my teeth were fixed

Post by **Dray** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:47 pm

Ouch. XD "Love pump. Baby. Love pump." *flat, uninflected voice* >.>" Long story... aaaaaaaanyways.

Your teeth are fixed. Damn straight! Unfortunately slave-sellers from hundreds of years ago suddenly materialize and won't stop prying open your mouth to have a lookie-lou! Better keep a tazer on your person. o.o

I wish I had a perfect supper. *stomach rumbles*

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:51 pm

You have the perfect supper. Unfortunately the neighbors dog gets in and eats it...then gets sick. The neighbours sue you for vet bills.

*offers soup*

I wish i had an electric fence

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:53 pm

Granted, you now have a electric fence that will stop anyone from crossing it. However you seem to have forgotten to install a gate, good luck getting out.

I wish that I did'nt go into the ditch earlier tonight. *Looks at Starburst...*

Starburst · Post by **Starburst** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:04 pm

hehe.

You didn't go into the ditch, but you did go into a snowdrift. (outside of a hockey arena, if there's no snow where you are.

)

EDIT: Oh, and I wish I'd stop forgetting to wish for stuff.

Myrror · Post by **Myrror** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:46 pm

You remember to wish for stuff! However, your internet goes out, and by the time you get back, this thread's been buried by time. ^.^

I wish my sinuses behaved