Maybe one of these days I'll come up with an image to go with it. XD Or Maybe not. I wonder if I'll survive once everyone saw a picture of him in... in that.Kalkin paused at the door of his office.
Something was WRONG.
With a sensitive intuition that only reared its head when a certain scientist was nearby, he hesitated. “Baeris?” he called out tentatively.
“What?” she was grouchy, irritated, and Kalkin knew that this kind of Baeris was the best weapon he had against… he shuddered. NO. He wasn’t going to think about that name.
“Can you… go in there first?”
The tall, dark skinned woman walked over, and Kalkin paused. On her head was one of those conical birthday hats, in bright florescent pink. “No.” she said churlishly.
“Why not?” he paused. “And, you do know…”
The woman glared, and it was painful. “I know.” She snapped. “I lost a deal, okay?” she spun on her heal. “Now go in there and confront that pathetic man.” Muttering something about never, ever drinking anything offered by that man again, she turned the corner and stomped off.
Kalkin, weaponless and defenseless walked into the room and flicked on the light.
…
“Shy.” He couldn’t quite hide the incredulity. “Are you wearing…”
Shy beamed. “Happy Birthday!” he purred, and spun around. “What do you think?”
The same thing was happening in all corners of every world, where each and individual Vanya version was being hunted down and being harassed. No one knew how exactly he had gotten in, or how he had managed to get his hands on millions of play bunny outfits in pink. Only that at the strike of the clock, they would see him sitting on some now perverted surface with that cloying smile on his face.
And bunny ears.
Did I tell you they had a tail as well?
Happy Birthday, Shard. I can't get you anything, and while this is nothing, I thought I'd at least leave you with an image in your brain. XD Your braaain!!
